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    I today invented the impact drilling machine IDM with introverted Impacting and extroverted Drilling. Also its temperament is machine or robot as PinkPiranha likes to call it. I guess there are things like this already but this one is pneumatic. They have got to beat that !

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    Today I have invented a new form of duct tape which actually welds itself to a person's skin and becomes a part of it. The tape is to be used on a person's mouth so that he/she doesn't talk and does more listening to none other than me.

    The tape could only be taken off through a surgical procedure in which the area where the mouth once was is slit open.

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    Sounds cool, where do I sign up ?
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    It is still a proprietary invention. Only used by me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Today I have invented a new form of duct tape which actually welds itself to a person's skin and becomes a part of it. The tape is to be used on a person's mouth so that he/she doesn't talk and does more listening to none other than me.

    The tape could only be taken off through a surgical procedure in which the area where the mouth once was is slit open.
    only sounds interesting if it works on fingers. try that and let me know how it goes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    only sounds interesting if it works on fingers. try that and let me know how it goes.
    For that, I have invented cigar cutters. Those are not proprietary.

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    cigar cutters that has a nasty undertone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    For that, I have invented cigar cutters. Those are not proprietary.
    you invented cigar cutters to cut off fingers?

    genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    you invented cigar cutters to cut off fingers?

    genius.
    You can cut off a lot of things with cigar cutters.

    For that reason, I have invented the nanopenis. The name does not imply something smaller than a micropenis, but implies that it uses nanotechnology.

    Basically, a man's crotch area is injected with a serum that contains nanobots in it. These tiny little robots will regenerate the man's part should it come into contact with an angry girlfriend or Paxil.

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    I invent new ways to entertain my self all the time. Just go on the internet and discuss as many theoretically grounded things as possible so I can run away from practical matters. I'm actually even considering on starting a thread that would have no such things as schematics... pshh practical? damn extroverts!

    Actually I just got a new idea!!

    How would you invent a device or plan to get ENTP's to not share there inventions with you?
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