[NT] How to mess with an NT's head

[Amargith]

Since noz was so nice at letting us all take stab at SJs, I figured I'd give the SJs (and the rest of us ) a chance to annoy some NT's. So what are your fav strategies to drive an NT up the wall?

Personally, I love the emo-bomb, though I use it with care.

Other than that, getting them riled up about their new pet-theory and deliberately playing 'dumb' aka misunderstanding what they're saying completely works brilliantly as well.

And then there's the ever popular 'I know you're just bullshitting but I won't engage you and give you any ammo'-tactic which is lovely too.


NT's, be sure to thank Noz for this thread

 

[kelric]

Other than that, getting them riled up about their new pet-theory and deliberately playing 'dumb' aka misunderstanding what they're saying completely works brilliantly as well.

EeeeEEEEvil !

 

[Qre:us]

Other than that, getting them riled up about their new pet-theory and deliberately playing 'dumb' aka misunderstanding what they're saying completely works brilliantly as well.

- as does bringing in completely irrelevant topics and insisting on their logical and rational relevance. Be sure to use those words. OFTEN.

- also change your stance every so often and insist you've been on that side all along

- tell them that not following rules is a rule itself

- undermine independence, and reiterate their dependency to others. Bonus points if you can give examples

- tell them to stop being so 'emotional' in the middle of an argument.

- call Science a conspiracy

- ask them to explain their jokes...each and every time

- deliberately recall the past falsely, esp. with regards to relevant facts to a discussion

 

[nozflubber]

fine, i'll play:

"your numerator on that polynomial is off, and you did the derivation wrong"

"oh yeah, those guys/girls are totally into you! They said they wanted you to come talk to them"

"There is no definition for that word, so I do not acknowledge its existance. Please restate the sentence."


And the one way to get NTs to suicide en masse: "They're shutting down World of Warcraft!!"

 

[JocktheMotie]

Take everything personally.

 

[Chimerical]

............
There are few things that honestly get under my skin. But I don't tell other people these things.

 

[Qre:us]

Take everything personally.

Ohh...good one.

How can you say gravity is a reality? Are you insinuating that I'm sagging?

 

[Costrin]

And the one way to get NTs to suicide en masse: "They're shutting down World of Warcraft!!"

And the other half of NTs throw a grand celebration.

 

[Amargith]

............
There are few things that honestly get under my skin. But I don't tell other people these things.

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/relationships/14540-why-s-pissing-me-off.html

 

[Chimerical]

And the other half of NTs throw a grand celebration.

I would throw a party if WoW got shut down.

 

[Chimerical]

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/relationships/14540-why-s-pissing-me-off.html

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/relationships/14540-why-s-pissing-me-off-4.html

Read my last post.

 

[Amargith]

http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/relationships/14540-why-s-pissing-me-off-4.html

Read my last post.

Sure

 

[Chimerical]

Sure

Seriously!!!!! I was joking with that whole thread.
You're really trying to say that I was upset!!!
Going here and there and everywhere with silly little emotions.
Fall I will not, that's not how I am. I WAS NOT UPSET!!!!
This is stupid and so are you!!!!!!!!
FOOL!!!

 

[Grungemouse]

Cry.

In the middle of an argument/debate. You'll automatically win.

 

[Chimerical]

Cry.

In the middle of an argument/debate. You'll automatically win.

I always found that funny.

 

[Amargith]

Seriously!!!!! I was joking with that whole thread.
You're really trying to say that I was upset!!!
Going here and there and everywhere with silly little emotions.
Fall I will not, that's not how I am. I WAS NOT UPSET!!!!
This is stupid and so are you!!!!!!!!
FOOL!!!

LOL, gotto love INTJs

 

[Grungemouse]

I always found that funny.

I'm usually too baffled to react. "Oh, I see... oh..." And then glance around for the nearest exit.

 

[Metamorphosis]

"oh yeah, those guys/girls are totally into you! They said they wanted you to come talk to them"

That is so evil.

 

[Chimerical]

Seriously!!!!! I was joking with that whole thread.
You're really trying to say that I was upset!!!
Going here and there and everywhere with silly little emotions.
Fall I will not, that's not how I am. I WAS NOT UPSET!!!!
This is stupid and so are you!!!!!!!!
FOOL!!!

LOL, gotto love INTJs

I love offering a cordial response to innocent remarks.

 

[Amargith]

I love stupid people.

That hurt.