Updated "Deck the halls."

[Athenian200]

My mother made a joke about advertisers selling Christmas too hard this year. She sang "Tis the season to be shopping." I thought it was funny, so I changed the whole song along those lines. What do you think?

Deck the halls with storebrought holly

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Tis the season to be shopping

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Come try on our gay apparel

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Listen to these new Yuletide carols

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Watch the blazing Yule on HD.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Buy a harp and join the chorus

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Follow me in merry measure

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

While I sell you Yuletide treasure

 

[niffer]

OMG I love it when they go to add wood on the blazing yule show.

It's a lot more exciting that most other seasonal programming. I once watched it for two hours straight.