proteanmix
Plumage and Moult
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Define:
The Obama O, Get your O Face
The spontaneous orgasm that one experiences when speaking about how Barack Obama will save the nation, the planet, the universe and even the stale old denture water the universe is floating in. He will do this with one hand tied behind his back and brandishing foam bat.
Signs of The Obama O include flushing skin, men screeching like girls at a Miley Cyrus concert; Mid East level street fights over the last "He's the One" and "Obama is my Homeboy" t-shirts; shrines to Obama in bath houses and massage parlors; visual hallucinations of halos and shimmering auras around Obama's head; tattoos of Obama on the pubic areas of suburban soccer moms ("I haven't had a black man near my cootchie since college!"); also can be measured by the amount of jizz streaming down the streets of all Blue States, France, and a small Kenyan village.
Food for thought: Will saying "I voted for Barack Obama!" replace "Hey, I have (a) black friend(s)!" when having discussions about racism? Think about it. Think about it.
Food for thought Pt. deux: What's up with black men and the letter "O"? Othello. Obama. O.J. I see a pattern.
As an aside, I saw The Soon To Be Former President fly overhead earlier today and I swear I wish I had a scud missile in the trunk of my car. As a further aside, his official portrait was hung in the SI American Art museum and I'm brainstorming creative ways of how to deface it. The only thing I've thought of thus far is throwing a vial of homeless guy pee on it, $5. Federal prison ain't so bad and I'll get free Showtime. Even better I can get my law degree while I'm there! :moonwalk:
Define:
Welfare Wine aka Wine in a box, eg Franzia;
Some bomb ass cheap wine
An Extolation of Welfare Wine, set to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"
O Welfare Wine,
O Welfare Wine,
Your bladder does delight us.
O Welfare Wine,
O Welfare Wine,
You're better than oxide nitrous (well not really but it rhymed)
You're cheap and good when with my friends,
I'm not concerned about the bends
O Welfare Wine,
O Welfare Wine,
Château cardboard, detritus!
The Obama O, Get your O Face
The spontaneous orgasm that one experiences when speaking about how Barack Obama will save the nation, the planet, the universe and even the stale old denture water the universe is floating in. He will do this with one hand tied behind his back and brandishing foam bat.
Signs of The Obama O include flushing skin, men screeching like girls at a Miley Cyrus concert; Mid East level street fights over the last "He's the One" and "Obama is my Homeboy" t-shirts; shrines to Obama in bath houses and massage parlors; visual hallucinations of halos and shimmering auras around Obama's head; tattoos of Obama on the pubic areas of suburban soccer moms ("I haven't had a black man near my cootchie since college!"); also can be measured by the amount of jizz streaming down the streets of all Blue States, France, and a small Kenyan village.
Food for thought: Will saying "I voted for Barack Obama!" replace "Hey, I have (a) black friend(s)!" when having discussions about racism? Think about it. Think about it.
Food for thought Pt. deux: What's up with black men and the letter "O"? Othello. Obama. O.J. I see a pattern.
As an aside, I saw The Soon To Be Former President fly overhead earlier today and I swear I wish I had a scud missile in the trunk of my car. As a further aside, his official portrait was hung in the SI American Art museum and I'm brainstorming creative ways of how to deface it. The only thing I've thought of thus far is throwing a vial of homeless guy pee on it, $5. Federal prison ain't so bad and I'll get free Showtime. Even better I can get my law degree while I'm there! :moonwalk:
Define:
Welfare Wine aka Wine in a box, eg Franzia;
Some bomb ass cheap wine
An Extolation of Welfare Wine, set to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"
O Welfare Wine,
O Welfare Wine,
Your bladder does delight us.
O Welfare Wine,
O Welfare Wine,
You're better than oxide nitrous (well not really but it rhymed)
You're cheap and good when with my friends,
I'm not concerned about the bends
O Welfare Wine,
O Welfare Wine,
Château cardboard, detritus!
