Sum up each personality type in one sentence GO!

[CuriousFeeling]

INTJ: "How does this work?"
INFJ: "Why does this work?"

 

[VagrantFarce]

INTP:

INTJ:

ENTP:

ENTJ:


INFP:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

ENFP:


ISTP:

ISFP:

ESTP: :footballreferee:

ESFP: :moonwalk:


ISFJ:

ESFJ:

ISTJ: :1377:

ESTJ:

 

[JTG1984]

LOL! Thats pretty funny vagrant!

 

[Space_Oddity]

^^


That's brilliant, VagrantFarce.

INFP attacks!!!

 

[Wonkavision]

INTP:

INTJ:

ENTP:

ENTJ:


INFP:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

ENFP:


ISTP:

ISFP:

ESTP: :footballreferee:

ESFP: :moonwalk:


ISFJ:

ESFJ:

ISTJ: :1377:

ESTJ:

That is just awesome.

 

[BlueScreen]

 

[paintmuffin]

ISFJ - "I just wish people would use turn signals on the road and give me clear directions to follow so I can be of better use to them."

ISTJ - "But, why on earth would you want to get that new fancy quesadilla guacamole explosion volcano salad? The chicken fingers have always been fine in the past!"

INFJ - "I am convinced capitalism is a lie wrought by those conservative alien bastards who harvested our DNA to create Ronald Reagan and his great grandchild, George W. Bush."

INTJ - "I also believe capitalism is a lie, but I'll still work hard for my money and the government had better not cross me!"

ESFJ - "I don't have a clue what you guys are laughing about, but I think it's hilarious, so I'll just laugh too! HAHAHA!!"

ESTJ - "There may be widespread disagreement regarding this particular technique, but it's correct because I say so."

ENFJ - "Defeating evil has proved difficult to past generations, but I think I could give it a good shot."

ENTJ - "There may be widespread disagreement regarding this particular technique, but it's correct because I say so, and you had better do it perfectly lest I beat you mercilessly with a garden hose and then proceed to doing it myself perfectly...you bloody idiot!"

ISFP - "The ideal weekend getaway for me would be to hike part of the Appalachian Trail and paint pictures of all the pretty mountain lions and bears."

ISTP - "Shhhhh! I'm about to sneak up on this wild boar, and if you talk you'll ruin it."

INFP - "The ideal weekend getaway for me would be to hike the entire Appalachian Trail and have tea and political discussions with all the pretty mountain lions and bears."

INTP - "Wait, mountain lions and bears can talk? Oh. Well, I guess that's potentially possible."

ESFP - "Dude, whatever...even if mountain lions and bears could talk, I can't currently hear them because I blew my ears out at that Red Hot Chili Peppers concert last night while dancing on stage drunk next to the subwoofer."

ESTP - "No, THIS is how you get girls...observe."

ENFP - "I came up with the theory of relativity before Einstein, but scrapped it because it was boring and wasn't useful to humanity."

ENTP - "I came up with the theory of relativity before ENFP did, but lost it because I was distracted by South Park's 100th episode.

Oh my god. I can just HEAR my friends/family members/enemies saying this stuff...

 

[CuriousFeeling]

INTP:

INTJ:

ENTP:

ENTJ:


INFP:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

ENFP:


ISTP:

ISFP:

ESTP: :footballreferee:

ESFP: :moonwalk:


ISFJ:

ESFJ:

ISTJ: :1377:

ESTJ:

This is brilliant.

The one for the ESTJ and ISTJ are so true! LOL

 

[Patriot]

INTP:

INTJ:

ENTP:

ENTJ:


INFP:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

ENFP:


ISTP:

ISFP:

ESTP: :footballreferee:

ESFP: :moonwalk:


ISFJ:

ESFJ:

ISTJ: :1377:

ESTJ:

Hahaha! Genius.

 

[NewEra]

INTP:

INTJ:

ENTP:

ENTJ:


INFP:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

ENFP:


ISTP:

ISFP:

ESTP: :footballreferee:

ESFP: :moonwalk:


ISFJ:

ESFJ:

ISTJ: :1377:

ESTJ:

Hahaha, that's pretty good. The ENFJ soapbox one confuses me though.

 

[JTG1984]

The ENFJ soapbox one is the funniest!

 

[CuriousFeeling]

INTP: "C DOS run, run DOS run."

INTJ: "Always have a plan B if plan A doesn't execute."

ENTP: "Don't be so daft, let's get the TARDIS running; ooh, that's a 'nice' vegetable you're wearing."

ENTJ: "I am your father."

INFP: "I don't want to work, I just want to read all day long."

INFJ: "What the world needs now, is love sweet love, but there's just too little love."

ENFJ: "Let's play the Glad Game, boys and girls!"

ENFP: "Make love not war, man."

ISTP: "My name is Stan."

ISFP: "Cover me, darling please."

ESTP: "Whaddup, yo!"

ESFP: "Party time!!!!"

ISFJ: "I have to get all this done for the boss."

ESFJ: "Aww, let's give you a makeover and you'll feel better."

ISTJ: "If it isn't practical or realistic, I'm not doing it."

ESTJ: "Stop it right there!"

 

[Space_Oddity]

NFs:

INFP: "No, I still didn't get over her... Yeah, I know it's been seven years, but it's more complicated than it looks, OK?!"

INFJ: "You've got no right to judge my feelings, but I've got every right to judge yours."

ENFP: "Yeah, I know that guy is married, 30 years older, doesn't have a job and lives on another continent, but the passion was unstoppable, I just HAD to start living with him right away!"

ENFJ: "Look, darling, you know you're my sweetheart and everything, but we can't be together now that you're feeling like s*it, I've got other people to be charming at, ok?"

 

[Moiety]

ENFP - I can persuade a professor to give me a chance to take a test after arriving 90 minutes late for it. (this actually happened with my ENFP friend. He did the test in 2 minutes and got a B)

Maybe I'm just too much of a P but that sounds like too much hassle for something I wouldn't REALLY care that much about. What's a test in someone's life anyway, right? Plus I could just as well use that time to go outside and smoke pot with the pseudo-edgy crew.

 

[kelric]

INTP - "Now that's not entirely accurate"

Actually, *this* is entirely accurate.

 

[highlander]

ISFJ - You're so nice and always doing things for others
INFJ - You're a bit mysterious to me; always wanted to know one
ISTJ - Hard working, intense, achiever
INTJ - Well, I'd better be careful not to get in your way
INTP - Insightful thinker and very smart
ISTP - Who was that masked man?
ISFP - You're that really nice, quiet person who loves animals and babies
INFP - Remarkably creative and intellectually curious
ESFJ - I think you're the one who organizes all those social gatherings
ENFJ - I think you could talk me into buying anything (that I wanted)
ESTJ - You just know how to run things
ESTP - Shit, you're just funny
ENTJ - You walk in a room with presence and take charge
ENTP - You're always looking two steps ahead; entrepreneur
ESFP - Life of the party
ENFP - The essence of charisma; you really understand people and I think you organize a lot of those social gatherings too

 

[Wonkavision]

NFs:

INFP: "No, I still didn't get over her... Yeah, I know it's been seven years, but it's more complicated than it looks, OK?!"

INFJ: "You've got no right to judge my feelings, but I've got every right to judge yours."

ENFP: "Yeah, I know that guy is married, 30 years older, doesn't have a job and lives on another continent, but the passion was unstoppable, I just HAD to start living with him right away!"

ENFJ: "Look, darling, you know you're my sweetheart and everything, but we can't be together now that you're feeling like s*it, I've got other people to be charming at, ok?"

OH, SCHNAP......

TOO accurate.

 

[Benny]

ISFJ - My boss said I did good at work today, so it was a good day.
INFJ - You already told me in a dream last night.
ISTJ - Stop doing that, and start acting perfect.
INTJ - Shut up I'm working on the video game that I'm designing.
INTP - I have this condition where I'm smarter than everyone else.
ISTP - Did I give you some kind of indication that I care?
ISFP - I'm majoring in art, but I've been going to school for 6 years.
INFP - Dating is pointless when your not in love.
ESFJ - Tonight for our main course we will be having Chicken Parmesan.
ENFJ - I don't know how, but I always get my way.
ESTJ - We have some cleaning to do so get to work, and I'll coach you as you go.
ESTP - Want to see my happy trail?
ENTJ - It's alright everybody stop worrying, I'm here now.
ENTP - I want to be a computer programmer, or maybe a business man, or maybe own a bar, or become a police man, or an actor, or...
ESFP - Man I've been partying so much since my wife left me for another guy.
ENFP - I know we've only been on one date, but I love you.

 

[BlahBlahNounBlah]

ENTP - I want to be a computer programmer, or maybe a business man, or maybe own a bar, or become a police man, or an actor, or...

Maybe switch police man to private investigator.

 

[JTG1984]

Some of these are retarded.