SJ's:
ESTJ - works 7 days a week. After work, engages in exciting hobbies like working in the garage, fixing up the house, getting the car tuned up, and getting things ready for work the next day.
ESFJ - begins getting the Christmas decorations out of the garage on November 10th. And wants you to help. While the big game is on.
ISTJ - keeps a log of his gas consumption and miles driven so that he knows if his vehicle is still getting the same miles per gallon as when he purchased the car.
ISFJ - takes it as a firm commitment if you say that you might show up to an event or that you might give them a call over the weekend. If you don't, you're in big trouble (cuz that's a really bad thing to do).
SP's:
ESTP - I'm in charge of this place, but I'm going to take off for the rest of the week. Stare at me again like that, and I'll eliminate you.
ESFP - cannot fathom why anyone would not want to party into the wee hours of the night and play "beer pong". If you don't like this sort of thing, then you are just one strange duck.
ISTP - owns a small mechanic shop.....out of his garage. Works hardest when all the money has run out and all the bills are past due.
ISFP - calls you just because they had a "warm and fuzzy" feeling about you, but can't describe or explain what that means in concrete terms or what the significance of it might be.
NF's:
ENFJ - tells you why the way that they do things is better for you than the way you are currently doing things, then throws in the fact that they love you just the way you are.
ENFP - has a list of 400 creative business ideas, none of which has actually ever been attempted. Then when someone talks about a unique business that they saw in action, the ENFP reminds you that it was their idea first and shows you their list from 1986.
INFJ - wants an awesome, understanding, considerate, caring partner in life but has probably missed out on several potential mates because the person used a cheesy pick-up line or didn't approach them in the way that had always imagined.
INFP - tells you how awesome you are but there's a mountain of stuff that they don't like about you, yet they refuse to talk about it. So the mountain grows and things go unresolved.
NT's:
ENTJ - seriously thinks that they are superior to you.
ENTP - has been very successful in the past but lacks the drive to do it again - at least at the current time.
INTJ - goes into the garage to smoke cigarettes and work on the latest project.
INTP - has 3 very original ideas that could seriously change the world, but won't get around to any of them today because he woke up at noon and was still "tired" from yesterday.