Hot and Bothered

[proteanmix]

My friend dropped some tomato sauce on her sleeve yesterday and we went to CVS to get one of those Tide to go sticks.

I was reading the instructions on the back of the package. I'm digging the visual aids.

Remove excess residue from the stain.

Press the Tide to Go tip onto the stain several times to release some stain remover solution onto the stain.

Rub tip gently across the stain to remove it. When necessary, add more liquid and continue rubbing gently.

 

[Atomic Fiend]

... You may have not lied, but I still feel... Decieved.

 

[disregard]

I experienced quite a disappointment as well.

Blast!

 

[proteanmix]

What?! Conveniently packaged laundry implements with barely veiled double entendres doesn't make anyone need to change their underwear?

It can't just be me!

 

[heart]

I have to admit I found it a bit underwhelming as well.

 

[Zergling]

I get it now after your third post, but it is a bit of a stretch.

 

[Tigerlily]

Sweetie me thinks you need a really good rogering (ok hammering!)!

As for the tide to go thingy, it's a good thing Monica Lewinsky didn't pick some of that up on her way home from work that day!

 

[proteanmix]

Notice how the stain is conveniently located on the collar of the person in question. Also the hand of the person in question looks feminine to me. What stains usually end up on collars?

We all know the pen is mightier than the sword. A sword is a phallic symbol. How convenient that Tide chose an applicator pen, as opposed to a brush. Pen=phallic=penis. Furthermore, the pen emits a translucent but slightly viscous liquid and smells like somebody ate their pineapples or somehow ingested large quantities of Spring Rain. Then they tell people to continue gently stroking the pen against the stain of dubious origin, pressing the applicator tip harder to emit more fluid!

Who are they fooling?! I'm going to cut to the chase here. They're subliminally instructing women to give hand/blowjobs in the stairwells of their office buildings! The chick got an unplanned shotspot/pearl necklace on her collar and had to run clean it up. I'm certainly not judging because I'd love to have some fun in the stairwell. Maybe I should write the people of Tide a thank you letter for all the embarrassment they've saved millions of women (and men) across the nation. I bet they thought no one would catch on to them. I've thought about this for about a day now and I'm positive I've got it all figured out.

 

[Atomic Fiend]

Eh I'll give you points for effort.

 

[ladypinkington]

Is that a Tide Stainremover Pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me,lol.