Day 16: The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Summary: A sheriff (whose sister was a werewolf) and his TV journalist girlfriend battle a coven of werewolves in Transylvania.
This movie is dumb. I expected it to be dumb. It stars Reb Brown and Christopher Lee. I love Christopher Lee, but you have to admit that the man wasn't picky. This movie also irritated me, because it's not really a werewolf movie. It's a vampire movie.
I read that this movie had a werewolf queen in it, and I thought that was weird, because I can't picture werewolves being into monarchy. When I watched this movie, I realized that it's almost like they did CTRL F and replaced "vampires" with "werewolves", except they made this in the 80s and they couldn't have done that. Christopher Lee is in the habit of stabbing werewolves through the heart with stake, and Jennifer, Reb Brown's girlfriend buys garlic to "ward off evil". There's also a ton of crucifix imagery in here, although it doesn't seem to actually deter the werewolves. They investigate a castle in Transylvania for God's sake. Christopher Lee's character, Stefan, is Van Helsing but for werewolves. It's not just dumb but lazy.
At no point do we see anyone expressing any anguish or horror about what they have become, which I maintain is central to the concept of werewolves. I may get into that more elsewhere.
The movie begins with Stefan doing his best Princess Irulan impression, presumably reading from the Book of Revelation.
We go to a club where we see Stefan wearing some goofy sunglasses that remind me a little of what Hollywood wears in Mannequin; to be fair I think Doc wears something similar in one of the BTTF films. The club in this is playing a song about the "pale moonlight" that is constantly reused through the movie and I quickly got very tired of it.
Doc and Ben (Reb Brown) have a discussion about Ben's dead werewolf sister (presumably a character in the first film). When talking with Jennifer, Ben says that Stefan is going to drive a stake through his dead sister's heart. He then says that he's going to kill Stefan. My thought? "Well, that escalated quickly."
There is a scene with Ben fighting off werewolves while on his way to kill Stefan, and this scene was very rewarding. He does the same goofy yell he does in Space Mutiny, and he keeps doing it! Over and over. I've added the clip above for those not in the know.
After coming to an agreement that werewolves are real, Stefan and Ben reconcile. They all travel to Transylvania. There are scenes that go nowhere of an old-fashioned street festival.
At one point it is revealed that Stefan's sister is also a werewolf (and thus the title refers to two sisters), and in fact is the werewolf queen Stirba. We also get not only werewolf sex, but a werewolf threesome. Thankfully, it didn't awaken anything in me.
Anyway, the werewolves kidnap Jenny to lure Stefan to Stirba, so that Stirba can kill Stefan. This succeeds in bringing Stefan to Stirba, and there's some magic mumbo jumbo here with cheesy cel animation that often signified magic in movies from this period. The very end of this confrontation, when Stefan and Stirba are in each other's arms, and Stefan stabs Stirba before the conflagration, is, however, done decently. There's some poignancy to it and a little bit of a sense of tragedy. It punches a little a above its weight, really.
After watching this movie, it's settled. I'm never going to Europe. Everyone there is a werewolf, j/k.
Oh, and there's a scene at the end where Your Neighbor is a Werewolf.
I didn't get a great sense of who any of the characters, and I think good werewolf movies require at least a little bit of a psychological aspect. It's not just about the monster, it's the fear that
you are the monster. This dumb little movie does nothing with that. It's just a lazy movie that can't even be bothered about the difference between vampires and werewolves.
I was reading up on some wiki trivia. I didn't realize Joe Dante directed the original. Apparently Christopher Lee apologized to Joe Dante for making this film.
Gremlins was kind of a creepy movie in spots. I think the prospect of a full-blooded Joe Dante horror movie has merit. Tomorrow, I'll watch the original The Howling. Some unknown force seems to draw me towards it. It compels me, and I cannot resist....