Mindgames manifested (unhealthies of all types):
INTP - I'm going to tease you with leading questions, by twisting the sentiment of your thought into cold, hard obscure logic, so that the defensive side of you gets worked up and you take the bait, and then I make you corner yourself, in a frustrated heap of pathetic human emotions. Why did you get like that? I was just asking a simple question.
INTJ - Ah, I'll mess with your head so good, and you won't even really get it as my Ni is floating above and beyond your head, and I'll make you paranoid that what you're reading literally is actually a dry, sarcastic stab (or a more darker, sinister aim), but, you'll never really know, will you? And, so I watch you squirm.
Are the lambs silenced yet? 
INFJ - I'm going to manipulate your soul until it is a naked, withering heap
at my feet, and then, I'll save you from yourself. Come here, it'll all be all right. There, there. I'm here. Shh, but, I wrote the book on
Stolkholm Syndrome.
INFP - feel the blast of my defensive Fi, as the bitch in me comes out, as I take your small sentiment and reconstruct it, FiNe style, and then make you feel like my lashing out at you with bitterness is all your fault because you were bullying and vitimizing me. Why do
you make me defensive? You made me do it. You make me like this. I hate it but I wouldn't be like this if you didn't make me, you know.
ENFP - I love you, I love you not, I love you, I love you not, I love you!!! (NOT!)
ENFJ - Everyone that you know and love, I will turn against you, put seeds of doubt into your mind, and make you feel naked, and unclothed in this world, begging me to rescue you.
ENTJ - For every thing that you do, I will make you feel incompetent, for every thing that you say, I will make you feel foolish, for every air that you breathe, I'm going to make you feel like the most inefficient human being to waste my time.
ENTP - The play's the thing! You will never know whether you're one of the players or the one getting played! So, you will pull away, but I'll tickle your thoughts to come back for more, draw you into my web, until I am bored. That's when I'll make you feel like you should take full ownership that it was because of YOU and your pathetic, uninteresting self, that made me lose my interest. Have you ever met someone with an Antisocial Personality Charm? No? Well, m'lady, allow me to present myself, they call me Diablo, but you can call me yours.
ISTP - "You move me in a way that I've never known. Straight away you moved into position again, you abused me in a way that I've never known. Break me, shake me, hate me, take me over, when the madness stops, you will be alone. You confuse me a way I've never known." You think you know how to tame me, and I'll let you believe it, it tickles my senses, watching you try.
ESTP - Let me sell you a bridge, shall I? See, you don't want to buy the bridge because you've not yet thought of all the possible ways that it will be of use to you. Let me tell you: Like, this way! Oh, and this way! And, that! I see you caving, come on, you know you want to....just take it. Take the plunge.
ESTJ - No, you're wrong! Why? Because I said so! Oh, great, now a pathetic display of emotions, is this so that you can move me into caring? Because it is not working. Tears are for sissies! Quitting is for losers! MAN UP! Weakling!
ISTJ - I do not approve, go ahead and do it, just try, see how you like the consequences, because oh yes, you'll pay, I know what you're like, I remember all that you've revealed about yourself, so, go ahead...try to go against my wishes. I remember every last thing that you did to me, and every anger you shook in me. I'll bide my time, and then you'll pay. I warned you about my wrath. You'll soon enough meet an immovable rock, try it, try and move me. Pathetic.
ESFJ - You don't love me, because if you did, you would do this, and this, and that, and that, for me. No, doing it that way is not good enough, you're obviously not making the effort, as you keep failing every time. Of course, I know exactly what your number is, and NO, I do not like it, nor do I approve. Explain yourself! That's it? That was your justification? That is the most ridiculous explanation I've heard. Try again! Why do you not listen to me from the start? I told you I knew what was best for you, way better than you did!
ISFJ - I'm going to smother you with "nurturing" so that my passive-agressiveness is easier to swallow.
ESFP - Who are you again? Did I meet you at this place? No? Oh, well, listen, hurry up and tell me what you want because I don't have all day. I got way better things to explore with my time, and you're really stunting my vibe. Hey, hey, don't blame me if that hurt your feelings, I just like to keep it real.
ISFP - You don't understand me, you don't want to understand me, you're going against me just to hurt me, no! I will not come out of my shell, in fact, I'll dig in deeper, until I cannot see you even if you stand in front of me; from here on out, you are inconsequential to me, life's other great pleasures wait for me, and you are just a waste of my time.
(above, wild guesses....please feel free to revise)
