Cinema is now over: Outcast

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I think Hollywood is done. I think it will no longer be possible to make a movie more perfect than this looks to be. It is miraculous that cinema somehow managed to withstand the sheer power of both Nicholas Cage and Hayden Christensen on the same screen. Can Nicholas Cage's "White Ghost" save China? Will I ever accept Christensen and Cage as Americans (or Canadians again), given their sheer skill at convincing me that they are medieval Englishmen? Will Hayden Christensen be able to reconcile with his tortured past? How can Hollywood justify its existence after the attainment of perfection? I will tolerate no man, nor woman, who dares question my prognostications of cinematic quality.

 

[Cellmold]

I can't catch my breath, this is brilliant!

 

[Totenkindly]

Words escape me.

I can only hope it's half as good as 47 Ronin. Keanu Reeves vs Hayden Christensen... who will be the victor?

EDIT: WAIT, IT'S IN 3D??

 

[greenfairy]

Is this another white savoir film?

 

[Codex]

I can't tell if everyone in here is being sarcastic. II'll assume so.

 

[Nicodemus]

I like looking at Hayden Christensen. I don't mind if there's a film wrapped around him.

 

[EJCC]

Someone explain the mohawk to me, lol.

Looks pretty bad, but probably won't be bad enough for rifftrax.

 

[Lexicon]

I have a strict NO TRAILERS rule, but the OP description sounds promising, so perhaps I'll take a trip to the movies sometime soon.

 

[Totenkindly]

I have a strict NO TRAILERS rule, but the OP description sounds promising, so perhaps I'll take a trip to the movies sometime soon.

I recommend being heavily medicated, to ensure the richest maximum viewing experience.

 

[Lexicon]

I recommend being heavily medicated, to ensure the richest maximum viewing experience.

Oh, I prefer to view films in their highest state of purity.. but.. we'll see. Good call.

 

[Mole]

Keanu Reeves vs Hayden Christensen... who will be the Victor?

Mole is always the Victor.

Who dare deny his antecedents?

For it is the Victor who writes the history.

So if you want your name spelt right, be nice to Mole.

 

[The Ü™]

 

[Totenkindly]

Keanu Reeves vs Hayden Christensen... who will be the Victor?

Mole is always the Victor.

Who dare deny his antecedents?

For it is the Victor who writes the history.

So if you want your name spelt right, be nice to Mole.

Keanu Reeves vs Hayden Christensen... who will be the Mole?

 

[Bush]

So many suspenseful orchestra shrills followed by single strums and complete silence then whispered poignant lines and then someone stabbing someone else

I think I counted five of those in that trailer.

 

[Totenkindly]

So many suspenseful orchestra shrills followed by single strums and complete silence then whispered poignant lines and then someone stabbing someone else

I think I counted five of those in that trailer.

I'm glad they did the "narcissist non-heir stabs daddy to death, then blames it on rightful heir to get what he thinks is rightfully his" plot motif, even while the blood was still drying on his hands. (And then inept/powerless rightful heir needs two disgruntled anti-heroes/social vagabonds/ruffians to restore his throne.)

I've never seen that one before.
Well, at least not with bad english.
... Hmmm, well, that's not true either.

 

[EJCC]

Not to get too off-topic, but I'm honestly surprised that this trailer is getting more forum laughs than "I, Frankenstein" -- because THAT was one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. I guess the difference is in hammy star power (Cage + Christensen).

 

[Totenkindly]

Not to get too off-topic, but I'm honestly surprised that this trailer is getting more forum laughs than "I, Frankenstein" -- because THAT was one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. I guess the difference is in hammy star power (Cage + Christensen).

Of course.

You're looking at THE Nicholas Cage + the teen who along with Jake whassiname singlehandedly destroyed the SW prequels.

I, Frankenstein did look pretty bad, but barely anyone there seemed to be known (and Aaron Eckhart's name isn't very visible nowadays, his star's been dropping after Dark Knight in 2007).

 

[Mole]

Keanu Reeves vs Hayden Christensen... who will be the Mole?

I like witty Jennifer.