*UPDATE*
Me: INFP 6w7 Sx/Sp (instinctual variant questionable)
Family:
Mom: I dunno, she died when I was 4. From what people tell me... ENFP 7w8 Sx/So
Dad, (40): ESTJ 6w5 So/Sx (somewhat disintegrated to 3, counterphobic, projects his Sp-last-ness onto me, idolizes 3s for some reason)
Youngest sister, (11): ESFP 6w7 So/Sx
Younger sister, (15): ENFP 8w7 Sp/Sx
Older sister, (25): INFP 8w7 Sx/Sp
Older aunt, (37): ESTP 2w3 Sx/So
Younger aunt, (33): ESTP 7w8 Sx/Sp (serious Se/Fe loop going on, also VERY hedonistic and histrionic)
Grandmother, (59): ESFJ 2w1 So/Sx
Grandfather-in-law, (68(?)): INFP 8w9 So/Sp (cool as fuck)
Aunt-in-law, (22(?)): ENFP 7w8 Sx/So (the most extraverted person I have ever met...)
ex-Grandfather(?), (68(?)): ISFP 8w9 Sp/Sx (highly integrated to 2)
Grandmother-in-law, (54(?)): ISFJ 2w3 Sp/So
Aunt-in-law, (20): ESFP 7w6 So/Sx (loves to bake, loves people)
Uncle, (32): INTJ 3w4 Sx/Sp (the biggest badass I have ever met; awesome with the ladies)
Uncle-in-law, (41): ESTP 8w7 Sx/Sp
Youngest cousin (male), (8): ESFP 7w6 Sp/Sx (kind of young to type)
Older cousin (male), (20): INFP 4w3 Sx/Sp (pretty much classic emo)
Oldest cousin (female), (22): ESFP 3w2 Sx/So
Best Friends:
(already described most of them)
male, (20) ENFP 7w8 Sp/Sx
male, (17) INTJ 5w4 Sx/Sp
male, (17) INTP 5w4 Sx/So
male, (15) ENFP 7w8 Sx/So
female, (18) ENFP 8w9/7w8 hybrid Sx/Sp (mmmm...)
male, (17) ENFP 4w3 Sx/Sp
male, (18) INFP 1w2 Sx/Sp
Other Friends:
male, (18) ENFP 3w4 Sx/Sp
male, (18) INTJ 1w9 Sp/Sx
two males, (15 and 17), INTJ 5w4 Sp/Sx (are a part of an intellectual friend group with the INTJ 1w9 above)
male, (18) ENTP 7w8 Sx/Sp (excellent use of Ne and Ti, but hard to tell if he is really Si inferior as opposed to Fe inferior; integrated to 5)
male, (16) ESFP 7w8 Sx/So
male, (14) ENTP 7w6 Sx/Sp
female, (18) ENFP 2w3 Sx/So
female, (15) INFP 4w5 Sx/Sp (Fi/Si loop, but still also "mmmm...")
male, (16) ESTP 7w8 Sp/Sx (no doubts on this whatsoever)
male, (17) ENFP 7w6 Sx/Sp (kind of 'out there')
female, (17) ENFP 7w6 Sx/So
male, (17)ESFP 7w8 Sx/Sp (big time pot head right here lol)
male, (18) ENTP 9w8 Sx/Sp (highly integrated to 3, likes to humor people)
male, (18) ESFP 1w2 So/Sx (crazy Christian moralist, but he is integrated to 7 and likes to have fun within his beliefs)
male, (18) INFP 7w8 Sx/Sp (completely kick-ass)
male, (18) ISTJ 6w5 Sp/So (good guy, but the most helpless person I have ever met...)
male, (17) INTP 8w9 Sp/Sx (kind of hard to describe... doesn't say a word unless you talk to him, and he's really, really chilll, until someone fucks with him)
male, (18) INTP 5w4 Sp/Sx (highly disintegrated to 7 and completely lost in his own world, arrogant, somewhat sociopathic; he likes to talk to me because it seems like I'm the only one who will listen to him)