[INTJ] INTJ Females - Please present yourselves for wooing.

[Firelie]

Thats the spirit...do we have to talk first?

Talking's overrated.

 

[Misty_Mountain_Rose]

OK, well I've had 5 beers already, why don't we do a threesome????
C'mon, you wanna get down with the ENTP's, you gotta be open to weird shit lol

 

[substitute]

Talking's overrated.

Fuck, I'm an ENTP - y'know, whatever goes.
Let's get down to bidnazzzz

*makes thrusting motions with pelvis*

 

[Firelie]

*makes thrusting motions with pelvis*

lawlz This thread has officially become soft-core pornography.

Sweet.

 

[substitute]

lawlz This thread has officially become soft-core pornography.

Sweet.

No no, this is all intellectually valid. We're exploring the results of an INTJ and ENTP paring... or multipl-ing. Publicly. It should be a most intriguing intellectual experiment.

Now pass the lube, dammit.

 

[Firelie]

BlackOp, Substitute is trying to hijack your makeout session. What are you going to do about that?

 

[substitute]

BlackOp, Substitute is trying to hijack your makeout session. What are you going to do about that?

Same thing INTJ's usually do - seethe and plot revenge.

But I protest - I'm not hijacking - I'm just... categorically enlisting

 

[Firelie]

But I protest - I'm not hijacking - I'm just... categorically enlisting

Call it what you want, I know what it is.

 

[substitute]

Call it what you want, I know what it is.

Oh don't get me wrong. I know better than to argue with an INTJ who's made their mind up. Like I say, let's just get down to bidnazz!!! ornstar:

(what the INTJ just doesn't fathom, is the depths to which I just do not give fuck)

 

[Firelie]

Oh don't get me wrong. I know better than to argue with an INTJ who's made their mind up. Like I say, let's just get down to bidnazz!!! ornstar:

I don't do it in public.

Ouch. Sucks for you.

 

[substitute]

I don't do it in public.

Ouch. Sucks for you.

No no, that's alright. I'm a P. I had several backup plans on stand-by.

*whistles, resulting in the arrival of a back-up fivesome*

 

[BlackOp]

BlackOp, Substitute is trying to hijack your makeout session. What are you going to do about that?

Damn, I go out for beer and get cock blocked from halfway across the globe. HEY..go get your own fake make out session. You realize how hard I worked for this!

 

[Firelie]

Damn, I go out for beer and get cocked blocked from halfway across the globe. HEY..go get your own fake make out session. You realize how hard I worked for this!

Fight! Fight!

 

[substitute]

Like I said in the other thread... you guys gotta have your compensations. Go ahead. I'll get plenty other chances. Be my guest.

*gives way gracefully*

(but... I thought it was in fact an ENTP that started the whole thing...?)

 

[BlackOp]

Fight! Fight!

Have you ever been in a cat fight?...meow.

 

[Firelie]

Have you ever been in a cat fight?...meow.

No. People are afraid of me.

 

[BlackOp]

No. People are afraid of me.

Damn....can I pretend? Pulling out hair and scratchin"...yelling "intj gonna fuck you up, fool".

 

[Firelie]

Damn....can I pretend you have? Pulling out hair and scratchin"...yelling "intj gonna fuck you up".

Whatever tickles your pickle.

 

[BlackOp]

Whatever tickles your pickle.

Your a good sport....You think two intj's have actually ever been married?

 

[Firelie]

Your a good sport....You think two intj's have actually ever been married?

I think there's at least one INTJ/INTJ pair on this board.