[INTP] Survival: Kill the INTJs

[S16M4]

"In the first place, they represent potential competition in the race to become the world's first cybernetic superpower. In the second place, the little smirk they always have when they manage to outdo us is just annoying. In the third place, their orderliness and punctuality make us look bad. No, the INTJs must definitely go. We don't want them destroying the supermind in one of their mad experiments, either."



INTP Wizard | Oddly Developed Types

 

[Smilephantomhive]

*yawns*

 

[Obfuscate]

Booooooo.... Boooooooo..... Hiiiiiisssssssssss.... *throws tomatoes*

 

[Forever]

This should go to the fluff zone.

Good NiTe.

 

[rollete]

I for one welcome our INTP overlords.

 

[Totenkindly]

I for one welcome our INTP overlords.

... as well you should.

With geekdom and science for all!

 

[Frosty]

... as well you should.

With geekdom and science for all!

Woah!!! Is that a new emoji!?! Are my hopes up and about to be dashed... Let me check and wait and see!

*No its not. Heart broken. I now vote for the INTJs. They would never be so cruel as this.

 

[Luke O]

I married an INTJ so I'm a kind of quisling or something

 

[CitizenErased]

Anna Moss (the one who runs Oddly Developed Types) had a PDF book (Post-Apocalyptic Survival by Type, I think) with the survival guide for each type somewhere in her website. Good to know they are now available online separately. What the book has is lots of text comparing types and depicting stories in which they all interact (or some subgroup). I like this part:

Field Identification

Do you know how to identify an INTJ? There are many misconceptions about this seclusive
type that can lead the uninformed to misidentify INTJs as INTPs. There are many similarities:

 Both types will stare off into the space, “thinking.”
ï‚· Both types find rules absurd and annoying.
ï‚· Both types will begin to drool when you start telling them about the delightful time you had at Aunt Shelly's barbecue.
ï‚· Both types will write math books and scornfully criticize the mistakes they find in everyone else's math books.

The difference? INTPs don't destroy the world.

 

[S16M4]

I married an INTJ so I'm a kind of quisling or something

Hi, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

 

[Totenkindly]

Hi, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Oh god -- I've been sucked into Spooky TypeC HellDream

Woah!!! Is that a new emoji!?! Are my hopes up and about to be dashed... Let me check and wait and see!

*No its not. Heart broken. I now vote for the INTJs. They would never be so cruel as this.

You do not yet know the meaning of the pain that INTPs can dish out with seemingly cold indifference if not gleeful caprice.

Pray that you never find out!

 

[Frosty]

Oh god -- I've been sucked into Spooky TypeC HellDream




You do not yet know the meaning of the pain that INTPs can dish out with seemingly cold indifference if not gleeful caprice.

Pray that you never find out!

The day is near. I just saw a commercial selling survival bunker food. Lasts up to 25 years.

25 years of callous IXTX authority.

How will we plebians ever hope to make it?

 

[Luke O]

The day is near. I just saw a commercial selling survival bunker food. Lasts up to 25 years.

25 years of callous IXTX authority.

How will we plebians ever hope to make it?

Join us

 

[Kambro]

I'm INT P/J so what do I do? Sit on the fence 😉

 

[Luke O]

I'm INT P/J so what do I do? Sit on the fence 😉

No, you must decide

 

[S16M4]

Oh god -- I've been sucked into Spooky TypeC HellDream

You love it down here

I'm INT P/J so what do I do? Sit on the fence ������

Post a picture of your hairstyle so we can decide whether it's cool enough to take you in.

 

[Kambro]

Sometimes short neat and other times long and untidy 😀.

Cant have long ponytails anymore. Spiky nowadays look wild.
So still on the fence😂

 

[Coriolis]

I for one welcome our INTP overlords.

The highlighted is an oxymoron.

Woah!!! Is that a new emoji!?! Are my hopes up and about to be dashed... Let me check and wait and see!

*No its not. Heart broken. I now vote for the INTJs. They would never be so cruel as this.

Thank you for your loyalty. You will be spared gainfully employed.

INTJs know better than to use emojis.

I married an INTJ so I'm a kind of quisling or something

"Something" = a wise man.

Hi, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Off topic, unless you are going to claim that he was an INTJ.

 

[anticlimatic]

Kill all the INTJs? I'm down. What's the plan? Post an ad in every newspaper for a cat behavior analyst in charge of research with a small dedicated team of lackeys for 120k a year and herd all responders into a gas chamber. We could probably get them to kill themselves if we hook the door locks and the gas injection system up to a big red button with a sign over it saying "don't push this button because it will broadcast truths across the company PA system and hurt people's feelings."

 

[mystik_INFJ]

"In the first place, they represent potential competition in the race to become the world's first cybernetic superpower. In the second place, the little smirk they always have when they manage to outdo us is just annoying. In the third place, their orderliness and punctuality make us look bad. No, the INTJs must definitely go. We don't want them destroying the supermind in one of their mad experiments, either."



INTP Wizard | Oddly Developed Types

OH MAH GAWD!!!! Hate speech!

PS: Is there a crowdfunder for INTPs planning this?