Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

[fetus]

Have you heard of him? Personally, I think he's hilarious. My type of humor. Check out the site.

Daily Deep Thought | Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Does it seem kinda INTP to you?

 

[BadOctopus]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

 

[pluviophile]

http://thejazzy.tripod.com/voices.html

This is No Game - The New Yorker

If you love Jack Handey, you must read these!!!! There are a lot more in The New Yorker that you can find online, but the first one I posted isn't available for some reason. It is the best one, imo.

 

[windoverlake]

Jack Handey is brilliant. Also check out Steven Wright.

 

[BadOctopus]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

 

[Mal12345]

Have you heard of him? Personally, I think he's hilarious. My type of humor. Check out the site.

Daily Deep Thought | Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Does it seem kinda INTP to you?

I used to catch his stuff on SNL way back in the 1980s.

 

[Mal12345]