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    Default Why don't bees go to heaven?


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    Those fucking beestards?

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    That was actually super catchy.

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    It wouldn't be heaven sans bees ergo bees are in heaven.

    /solves everything.

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    Default Oprah knows.

    Bees don't have to go to Heaven.
    Oprah brings Heaven to bees.



    ..this never gets old.
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    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyGeek View Post
    That was actually super catchy.

    Yeah, I gotta get that song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Bees don't have to go to Heaven.
    Oprah brings Heaven to bees.
    And bees apparently bring Heaven to her audience, thus using our concept of Heaven as a foundation for an interdependent relationship between man and bee.

    It really makes you think.

    ...maybe.

    .. ...probably not.

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    Because there is no heaven, there is only death.
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    Because they're stingy.

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