MBTI stereotypes according to the Internet

[wolfnara]

(Not really the internet as a whole, but websites such as tumblr or pinterest promote these funny stereotypes)

ISTJ - The Righteous One who’s memorised every rule book available in the library and won’t hesitate to lecture you on it if you break any one of them
ISTP - Motorcycles??? Car mechanic??? Smells of diesel and grease. Nobody knows what they do
ISFJ - Smol softie who bakes cookies for everyone. Cries listening to breakup songs.
ISFP - Druggie hippie who cries and paints while listening to indie music
INTJ - *evil cackling* *hand rubbing* *pets cat* *snickers*
INTP - A giant dork who lives in their parents’ basement playing video games and forgets to bathe all the time
INFJ - Mystical unicorn Jesus who can see right through you
INFP - Cinnamon rolls who are always crying about how misunderstood they are
ESTJ - The uncle who screams at you for using your phone for 0.1 seconds at a family gathering because ‘kids nowadays are always glued to their gadgets’
ESTP - Lol every dumb jock in college who’s ever bullied you
ESFJ - Everyone’s passive aggressive mom
ESFP - PARTY!!! SHOTS!!!! Nothing else to talk about.
ENTJ - Ruthless dictators who kill innocent bunnies for lols
ENTP - Living meme generator who wants to FITE EVERYONE
ENFJ - Like INFJ, but less shiny. Probably just a horse.
ENFP - ZOMG SO RANDOMZZZZ. RAINBOWS N SHIT ~SPARKLES~

ISFP misfit

 

[Punderstorm]

XXXX- that really indecisive person
INFx- Also a really indecisive person, doesn't know type theory, typology geek arch nemesis.

xSTPs- Every single badass. Ever. Always male, has badass shades and rides into the sunset, regardless of the time

xNFP- Moody rainbows. Drama llama, cry, watch Netflix, eat, sleep repeat

xNTP- JOOOOHNNN CENNNNAAAA, NERRRRD, can somehow be both a college professor and professional memmer at the same time

xNTJ- Nerd? I prefer the term Intelluctual badass, or evil genius. That quiet kid in the back of class who seems really nice and polite, but is silently plotting your death.

xSFP- PAAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYY! Party animals, can draw insanely good, even if you are one and can't draw the laws of physics will not allow you to draw bad. Also a moody rainbow.

xSFJ- The mom. Is always a mom, even if one you are a guy. Always female, always pure. Like Rick Astley, they will never give you up or let you down.

xNFJ- You get a car and YOU get a car! Everyone gets cars! Every nice person and mean girl combined. You want to like them, you MUST like them.

xSTJ- The textbook. Like Uncle Jim from to Kill A Mockingbird. Is only seen once, that one time when you yell at kids to get off the lawn. Incapable of humor.

 

[Yama]

xSFJ- The mom. Is always a mom, even if one you are a guy. Always female, always pure. Like Rick Astley, they will never give you up or let you down.

OK BUT THIS IS FUCKIGN TRUE BECAUSE I AM A GUY AND MY FRIENDS CALL ME MOM THE INTERNET WAS RIGHT

 

[Forever]

Stereotypes according to Forever:
ESFJ: That mom who always says hi to you and walks off, randomly pops by drops a cookie, walks off, asks if you want more, walks off...
ISFJ: That girl who always smiles or nods if you have the authority, if not pretends you mean nothing
ISTJ: The tough boy wants everybody to make sure they're ready to do anything, and hates when you do other stuff than what is appropriate
ESTJ: The father who chuckles and says when "I was a kid" hehe we used to do that. "hehe" Off to his own business world.
ESFP: Narcissistic guy who always wants the attention, will lie to gain your favor then forget it ever happened if you're no longer relevant
ISFP: That quiet person who's like really weird stuff, sorta tells you about it but is very limited on it.
ISTP: Guy who just loves everything "manly" cars, boats, internet memes, watches really violent television. Swears just for fun.
ESTP: Hot shot, guy who thinks he is it all, and partially he's right. Muscular, strong, and likes to prey on horny girls.
INTP: Nerd who wears boring ass clothes and if it is a company shirt, it's kind of cool. Knows every detail about online fantasy worlds and shows.
ENTP: That kid you kind of never wanted to meet, likes picking on people with tools, gets shunned by crowd easily
INTJ: The somewhat cool kid, is really smart and will tell you when you're wrong, it kind of bugs you but you still think he is cool anyway
ENTJ: Hardly out in the public, they are in their offices preying on innocent managers. Real toolish people.
INFP: Kid who is somewhat similar to the ISFP, excepts dresses quirkier in more normal ways, will pretend you don't exist unless you're interesting
ENFP: Guy who looked like cocaine is a constant drug, you're not sure if that was ecstasy though. Kinda out there.
ENFJ: That guy who got everyone but you and you never understood why. Those are the people who always will have a better life than you will.
INFJ: That one weird kid who stares at just about everything, thinks about it, walks away, comes back, then thinks about it more. You think he's creepy.

 

[laterlazer]

Why are these stereotypes pretty much right for me tho... I mean rather than playing video games, I just surf the net or watch shows, but still very much applies

 

[Masokissed]

ESFP expectation: PARTY!!! SHOTS!!!! Nothing else to talk about.

ESFP reality: PARTY!!! SHOTS!!!! Much to talk about.

 

[Chrysanthe]

ESFP expectation: PARTY!!! SHOTS!!!! Nothing else to talk about.

ESFP reality: PARTY!!! SHOTS!!!! Much to talk about.

why are there ants on the toilet seat

 

[Masokissed]

why are there ants on the toilet seat

Shit is dirt cheap... dirt.