Shared Haiku Game

[1487610420]

'Twas eternal night
planking like sleeping beauty
proceed with the loot

 

[Lexicon]

Proceed with the loot
Stolen from the tabletop
Torn paper towels

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Torn paper towels
All over the bathroom floor
Clean up the blood stains

 

[1487610420]

Clean up the blood stains
and get ready for supper
and meet us downstairs

 

[Lexicon]

And meet us downstairs
Careful hops on just one foot
Crutches get old, fast.

 

[1487610420]

Crutches get old, fast.
today is the youngest you’ll
ever be again.

 

[Lexicon]

Ever be again
Fragments of famous last words...
Hey, hold my beer, bro!

 

[1487610420]

Hey, hold my beer, bro!
drink it all if you want to
I'll get drunk on life

 

[Lexicon]

I’ll get drunk on life
Power chords course through my veins
Music is my drug

 

[1487610420]

Music is my drug
write it down and sing it loud
them sick lyrics bro

 

[Lexicon]

Them sick lyrics bro
“Hope they get well soon,” I said.
He looked quite confused.

 

[1487610420]

He looked quite confused
overdosing falsettos
makes horn hand gesture

 

[Lexicon]

*Makes horn hand gesture*
The odd soundless instrument
Fails to draw a crowd

 

[1487610420]

Fails to draw a crowd
one day they will understand
ahead of its time

 

[Lexicon]

Ahead of its time
The TARDIS hurdles through space
The Doctor is in

 

[1487610420]

The Doctor is in
it's bigger on the inside
it's bloody brilliant

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

"Bloody brilliant"*
The man muttered snarkily
The key is missing

 

[The Cat]

the key is missing
No worries. It is sonic.
Doesnt work on wood.

 

[Firebird 8118]

Doesn’t work on wood?
What are you talking about?!
Whole damn thing is wood!

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Whole damn thing is wood!
He said, looking at his pants
My sweet morning wood