Shared Haiku Game

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

We knead moar kitties!
To snuggle and cuddle with
Bring on the cuteness!

 

[1487610420]

Bring on the cuteness!
but keep it away and leashed
but lettuce bee frens

 

[Lexicon]

but lettuce bee frens
what a complicated maize
and corny haiku

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

and corny haiku
creates atmospheres for you
that prevent the blue

 

[1487610420]

That prevent the blue
Waffles, are the deadliest
Its all fun and games

 

[Lexicon]

it's all fun and games
til blue waffles are mentioned
never google. EW.

 

[Lexicon]

never google. EW.
curiosity kills cats
and your appetite.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

And your appetite
Never ends, incessant grumbles
Eating and eating

 

[Lexicon]

eating and eating
we scroll down our little screens
consumption of time

 

[1487610420]

consumption of time
anything to extinguish
existential dread

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Existential dread
An empty feeling lingers
And I'm dead inside

 

[1487610420]

And I'm dead inside
dead man walking, duck the doubts
please, pass the butter

 

[Lexicon]

please pass the butter
and the maple syrup too
please make me waffles

someone for the love of god someone burglarize my home make waffles and leave please

 

[1487610420]

please make me waffles
I'll await by the fire
bring me them asap thx

 

[Lexicon]

Bring me them now thx (adjusted for haiku parameters)
I dropped my damn reaching stick
Cold feet require socks

 

[Earl Grey]

Cold feet require socks
But not I, for I am the...
Human Popsicle

 

[Lexicon]

Human popsicle
Bomb Pops are superior
No substitutions

 

[Earl Grey]

No substitutions
You heard me right the first time
I WANT HUMAN FLESH

 

[Lexicon]

I WANT HUMAN FLESH
Mindless staggering undead
Brains- my favorite!

 

[Earl Grey]

Brains- my favourite!
But guess what's better- here's what
It's McHappyMeals!