Poindexter Arachnid
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Who has a feeling Bats is gonna bite the dust in this one?
I thought he would realize his life was empty and meaningless without God, convert to Mormonism, the spirit would move upon Bane, and they could be elder twins going door to oor in Gotham while Catwoman gives up thievery to become a nun.
However, since Kirk Cameron wasn't available to play Bruce wayne this time out, I'm just figuring Bats is going to die saving Gotham. It makes the most sense.
... Rotten Tomatoes had a high 90's ranking earlier today for it; I have a tentative feeling of anticipation. This MIGHT be my best movie experience of the summer... I hope.
KIRK CAMERON IS A BETTER BRUCE WAYNE THAN CLOONEY.
But seriously.
Sooo.....there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape!
So they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom.
Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!'
But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... He says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Is this the beginning of your life story?
Just think: only 1523 more pages to go!
Puh. Why be long-winded when you can be succinct?