hi inconnue
you sound like an INTP to me. my dad and brother are both INTPs and you seem to share a lot of traits with them. also, your post really looks INTP, just the way that it's written. INTJs tend to write in short, terse bursts. your post is longer, as you yourself pointed out, and more uncertain. the INTPs that i know do not tend to be highly spontaneous or impulsive either - they are, after all, introverts and Judging-dominants, so that makes sense. you also sound 5w4 or 5w6.
i'll break a few things down that i see:
introvert
not an impulsive or spontaneous person
great self-control
“live in a bubbleâ€
"too asocialâ€
Ti dominant
great self-control
use logic in order to say what people expect me to say or I use humour to make them feel better.
do find lots of people rather stupid when they do not meet my expectations [...] are too emotive and impulsive, are always changing their minds and turning life into drama, those who seem to be only responding to their body functions or those who follow blindly cultural customs.
I can’t guess what’s in people’s head
pretty good at working on my own and make my own decisions
idealistic ideas about the world
“think too muchâ€
“ask myself too many questions and can’t actâ€
annoyingly intellectual and don’t respond emotionally
arrogant, somewhat rude and take things too literally (CLASSIC NTP)
judging-dominant
not an impulsive or spontaneous person
great self-control
perceiver
bedroom is a mess, I tend to be hoarder
always losing something
compulsive daydreamer, easily distracted, I procrastinate
I have poor spatial and temporal awarenes
I prefer essays (i've noticed Ne, P, and Ji can influence this)
intuitive/Ne/NT
compulsive daydreamer, easily distracted
metaphors (unusual ones sometimes, I do write poetry after all)
narcissistic, arrogant or egotist (NT...)
I recreate the world in my mind
make random theories and enjoy making up jokes or absurd logic
don't go past the theories, I can't use my knowledge apparently
efuse to wonder about life, take everything for granted
only responding to their body functions or those who follow blindly cultural customs
love debating, even with myself
yeah, i'm totally sold on you being INTP.
enneagram 5
not an impulsive or spontaneous person
lost in obsessions quite often
extreme in my attitude when something catches my interest
I don’t deal well with feelings
great self-control
pretty good at working on my own and make my own decisions
both an idealist and a realist (me too!)
Inconnue said:
I am sure I am an unhealthy kind of any type, being insecure, extremely nerdy, shy, inattentive and socially immature.
nah, you're sounding relatively on par for an INTP to me. we all have our issues, those are pretty typical INTP ones.