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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    ... while tossing healing crystals into the air and knocking nearby squirrels out cold.
    I think it's very nice for NFs to be saving the lives of so many squirrels, who would otherwise be running out into the road and playing chicken with moving traffic. (It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    2. if they are not thwarted by their total mechanical incompetence
    IT WAS LOCKED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cafe View Post
    Wow. Maybe I'm not an NF. I thought "Hmm. Not me. Good thing I didn't date much, I guess. Wouldn't SFPs be more likely to get into situations . . . no, I did know that one NF, poor thing . . . I wonder if there are any new posts . . . "
    heh. I think an ISFP would go straight to the interpretive dance, which highlights a nice thing about NFs. At least they're not TOTALLY random.
    I don't wanna!

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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eleph ingratiate View Post
    1) if they're males, the type most likely to be the recipient of all sorts of sadistic childhood tortures. if they're females, the type most likely to get date-raped.
    true. they're just asking for it.

    why NFs suck:

    1. all of them, immediately upon reading the above joke, will spontaneously burst into tears and attempt to open the nearest window and commit suicide by jumping out...
    *sigh*

    My response. Oh great. Yet another hilarious dolt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digesthisickness View Post
    it took me forever to read this post. once i read "mole hole", it took a while for my brain to stop repeating it in different ways. "mole hole...", "wtf, mole hole", "mole hole?", "mountain out of...?!?", "is this supposed to mean that it's worse than a hill because it's deeper, thus further from being a mountain?" and return to serious mode.
    I have always heard it as "mole hill".

    Seems most of the posters contributing to this thread are NFs themselves, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cafe View Post
    1.) Take EVERYTHING personally
    2.) Can read vibes, but cannot always interpret them correctly
    3.) Take offense on behalf of loved ones and friends too easily and go into protector mode with violence
    Damned straight on #3



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    Quote Originally Posted by booyalab View Post
    true. they're just asking for it.


    why NFs suck:

    1. all of them, immediately upon reading the above joke, will spontaneously burst into tears and attempt to open the nearest window and commit suicide by jumping out.

    2. if they are not thwarted by their total mechanical incompetence

    3. or, if the window has been conveniently left open by an NT, it will be a first floor window and they will safely land on a bed of flowers. This will only reinforce their sick passion for pretty trivialities and they will then start crying with joy and compose an impromptu interpretive dance to give thanks to their spirit guide while tossing healing crystals into the air and knocking nearby squirrels out cold.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AllAboutSoul View Post


    #3 - OMG, good one, especially for INFP's and I agree that the ISFP's would go straight to the dance. At least I have an inkling of logic and practicality about me. I mean, is it ok to say that? I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by indigo2020 View Post
    #3 - OMG, good one, especially for INFP's and I agree that the ISFP's would go straight to the dance. At least I have an inkling of logic and practicality about me. I mean, is it ok to say that? I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
    You only say that because you are bitter about not being able to interpretatively dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JivinJeffJones View Post
    You only say that because you are bitter about not being able to interpretatively dance.
    I do interpretive dance all the time - it's how I walk.

    I also sing when I talk.
    Step into my metaphysical room of mirrors.
    Fear of reality creates myopic morality
    So I guess it means there is trouble until the robins come
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