:x I'm very much a morning person. Depending on the time, I'm more likely to wake up ASAP.
If I wake up at around 5 AM, knowing I went to sleep at 12AM, I'll try to sleep again. But I slept for at least 6-8 hours I'll get up, turn on the PC. Go for a poop. And internet for a while.
Probably realise that I'm hungry after 10 minutes - an hour. And then I make breakfast. Then more internet, until I notice that I have a tonne of school work to do.
This is very close to the routine in our house, except the J doesn't flog the carrot.
He probably does. J's tend to be more discreet about it, and efficient. I mean, he has to rub it to wash it anyway, right? Why not finish the job (for they "finish" what they start), so that he may cleanse himself, inside and out.
tl;dr - Surprise him in the shower sometime. Observe the Quaker guilt.
Now that I have a child I find I'm not allowed to be a stereotype...
Ah the good old days of staying up and sleeping in. How I miss your wasteful charms.
Sat morning, I'm up at dawn like every other day because my son thinks it is a reasonable time to wake up. INTP husband makes cappuccinos . (I don't cause I don't know how to use the machine and I don't plan on learning cause I like being served frothy milk drinks with lewd designs swirled on the top. Latte art, don'tcha know?)
INTP looks after son for the day, and I write til my head implodes which is around dinner time.
For Js, well my mother-in-law is an ISTJ and she is a powerhouse of getting-things-done, Saturdays are no exception.
I sometimes am scared to go over to her house because she'll actually list out, item by item, every single thing she has done that day. In. Excruciating. Detail. At which point her son abandons me.
By the time we leave, a little portion of me has begun to die. INTP gives me a sheepish grin and says he thought I was enjoying the conversation. Lying bastard.
“Can a man of perception respect himself at all?”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I usually wake up on my own around whatever time my alarm is set during the week, then sleep for another hour or two depending on what my plans are for the day. I rarely sleep in much more than that unless I was out incredibly late or need to adjust my sleep schedule for school/a job/etc.