Shared Haiku Game

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Maybe more a plea...
For Bobby to eat his peas
Eat your veggies, please!

 

[The Cat]

Eat your veggies please
Quickly. Before they eat you
They always hunger.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

They always hunger
In lust, waiting for their mate
The sirens calling

 

[Lexicon]

The sirens calling
A familiar jaunty tune
It’s the ice cream truck!

 

[The Cat]

Its the ice cream truck
Get ready for horror time
Its teeth are so long.

 

[Lexicon]

Its teeth are so long
Beneath that false, painted mouth
“You’ll die if you try.”

 

[The Cat]

You'll die if you try
A parent's loving warning
Don't disappoint me.

 

[Lexicon]

“Don’t disappoint me”
But in the end, our own voice
Must scream louder: NO.

 

[The Cat]

Must Scream louder: NO
Beware the running lemur
It will leap on you

 

[Lexicon]

It will leap on you
And they’re creeping up on you
Beware cockroaches.

 

[The Cat]

Beware cockroaches
they are very good at math
Insects are like us.

 

[Lexicon]

Insects are like us
Can’t stay away from the web
We’re all in our own.

 

[Earl Grey]

We're all in our own
Stray little closeted worlds
Now, open your eyes

 

[Firebird 8118]

Now, open your eyes
And smell the roses outside
As the soft rain falls.

 

[The Cat]

As the soft rain falls
Enjoy the Midnight Special
Shine a light on me

 

[Lexicon]

Shine a light on me
Pick up that guitar and sing,
”Shine on, shine on me...”

totally ripping off Fraggle Rock here. It’s intentional.

 

[Earl Grey]

Shine on, shine on me
But not too bright, because see
I'm a pure vampire

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

I'm a pure vampire
But that garlic bread looks swell
I'm bready to die

 

[The Cat]

I'm ready to die.
Yeah, I didnt use your pun.
It is for the best.

 

[Earl Grey]

It is for the best
That you hold on, and stay strong
Before all is gone