Chimerical
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- Joined
- Apr 30, 2008
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- 898
- MBTI Type
- INTJ
- Enneagram
- 1w5
I'm out and about enjoying my day. I'm wandering around the town my mother currently lives in because I love to explore. I go to the beach and run into an old friend I didn't know too terribly well, but enough to think he's cool.
We wander around and hang out with a few of his friends till we run into his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. I'm being my regular friendly self, making jokes here and there and enjoying things.
He gets made and starts trying to downsize everything we say. Anytime we say something funny, or do something cool he'll try to say it's lame. And he's targeting me and my friend matt [his girlfriends ex]. That when I feel it like a computer.
I hear a calming synthetic female voice in my head "Hyper dick mode initiating in 5, 4, 3, 2...Hyper dick mode activated. Body language booted, Jung Typology booted, Auto response booted."
Auto responses are go: I tell her that she looks hilarious. She laughs and asks why, I say she has crazy eyes, she laughs and asks if it's her eye shadow.
None of this means anything to me, I'm just buying time to think. I think of God. She asks me what my name it, I say God and that I've created all that you see. She wants to know what my real name is more now. I know that when I tell her she's not going to forget it, and her boyfriend will try to figure it out just to one up me because he's not too bright and doesn't reallize it's a trap. I wont know his name but he knows mine, kinda like how we all know famous people but they don't know us.
I figure out her type, ESFJ. Then I know what to say to her and how to say it. I know a general aspect of her that puts me ahead of when her boyfriend knows.
During this I also notice that she never initiates intimate contact with her boyfriend and where ever she walks he walks. He's like a shadow.
I start making jokes on everyone that are simply cocky and funny. Matt thinks it's hilarious as does the girl, and EVERYONE else. My jokes are general at times, then they're targeted for an ESFJ to find funny and so on. He boyfriend keeps trying to downsize them.
At some point I ran out of cigarettes and really wanted one. She said her roommate would give me one. So I say I'll give her a a hug IF she gives me a cigarette [which is pretty fucked up when you think about why I said it]. He says he'll shank me if I do that and pulls out a tiny knife. I start play fighting with him and he honestly tried to stab me!!!
At that point I kicked the knife out of his hand [I axe kicked the hell out of his forearm to be more precise]. He drops it, I pick it up, give it back to him and tell him he should put some ice on that and dust him off.
Later she gives me a cigarette and asks for her hug, so I give her one. Note: she ASKED for it, she did something for me and got a reward.
Before we went to go get the cigarette her boyfriend tried to convince me that I wouldn't get one if I went [basically trying to get me to leave because I'm a threat].
Today she gave me a blow job.
We wander around and hang out with a few of his friends till we run into his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. I'm being my regular friendly self, making jokes here and there and enjoying things.
He gets made and starts trying to downsize everything we say. Anytime we say something funny, or do something cool he'll try to say it's lame. And he's targeting me and my friend matt [his girlfriends ex]. That when I feel it like a computer.
I hear a calming synthetic female voice in my head "Hyper dick mode initiating in 5, 4, 3, 2...Hyper dick mode activated. Body language booted, Jung Typology booted, Auto response booted."
Auto responses are go: I tell her that she looks hilarious. She laughs and asks why, I say she has crazy eyes, she laughs and asks if it's her eye shadow.
None of this means anything to me, I'm just buying time to think. I think of God. She asks me what my name it, I say God and that I've created all that you see. She wants to know what my real name is more now. I know that when I tell her she's not going to forget it, and her boyfriend will try to figure it out just to one up me because he's not too bright and doesn't reallize it's a trap. I wont know his name but he knows mine, kinda like how we all know famous people but they don't know us.
I figure out her type, ESFJ. Then I know what to say to her and how to say it. I know a general aspect of her that puts me ahead of when her boyfriend knows.
During this I also notice that she never initiates intimate contact with her boyfriend and where ever she walks he walks. He's like a shadow.
I start making jokes on everyone that are simply cocky and funny. Matt thinks it's hilarious as does the girl, and EVERYONE else. My jokes are general at times, then they're targeted for an ESFJ to find funny and so on. He boyfriend keeps trying to downsize them.
At some point I ran out of cigarettes and really wanted one. She said her roommate would give me one. So I say I'll give her a a hug IF she gives me a cigarette [which is pretty fucked up when you think about why I said it]. He says he'll shank me if I do that and pulls out a tiny knife. I start play fighting with him and he honestly tried to stab me!!!
At that point I kicked the knife out of his hand [I axe kicked the hell out of his forearm to be more precise]. He drops it, I pick it up, give it back to him and tell him he should put some ice on that and dust him off.
Later she gives me a cigarette and asks for her hug, so I give her one. Note: she ASKED for it, she did something for me and got a reward.
Before we went to go get the cigarette her boyfriend tried to convince me that I wouldn't get one if I went [basically trying to get me to leave because I'm a threat].
Today she gave me a blow job.
