I need to pee

[Tigerlily]

Ever find yourself somewhere and you desperately need to pee but the thought of a public bathroom doesn't excite you and you'd rather just hold it? This happened to me last night and I couldn't get home quick enough! I hate peeing in public bathrooms. I always hold my breath and breathe through my mouth when I go in in and resume my normal breathing as soon as I leave.

Also do you sometimes sprinkle the toilet seat (assuming you don't sit on those nasty seats) and not wipe the seat? I always have to wipe the seat because I'll start thinking about next poor bastard that might want a clean place to pee only to find a wet seat.

Pooping in public bathroom is definitely off limits, turtle heads or not! :1377:

 

[JAVO]

LOL... There's usually a nice cluster of bushes or woods nearby. Ironically, it's the campground bathrooms which are the worst!

No, I do not sprinkle the toilet seat!

Turtle heads? I thought they were prarie dogs?

 

[scantilyclad]

I always layer the toilet seat with about 10 of those little cover things before i'll sit on it. If there aren't seat covers, there is no way i'll use a public bathroom!

 

[SillySapienne]

Wow, are you me?

I agree/do everything you mentioned, hahaha

 

[alcea rosea]

Real philosophy involved here.
I love your new blog!

 

[Tigerlily]

Thank you. I am highly intellectual didn't you know? hehehe...

 

[proteanmix]

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

Don't make lemonade on with non-lemons. At least use mix.

I didn't read anything other than the title!!

 

[Tigerlily]

^ HAHA! I have that in the kids bathroom upstairs. It's cross stitched in a little wooden frame (found it on Ebay) . Husband thinks its horribly tacky but I it.

 

[proteanmix]

One of my friends has a framed picture in her bathroom that says:

"Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits."

So appropriate for when you're taking a dump. The philosophical musings I've had in there are BRILLIANT!

 

[Xander]

Not to be the voice of dissension or anything but you're a bunch of girls (honestly that sounds better and more logical with the emphasis...)

Having wandered past the girls loos on the way to inspect the facilities myself I've most often been greeted with the scent of flowers and a shine out of there which can only be a from a bulb of at least 60 watts. I then proceed along to the gentlemen's facilities only to find a smell which is only even recreated in subways and concrete stairwells frequented by drunks in an urgent rush and lighting which could conceal a large double decker... which is a good thing considering what you may clap you eyes upon if the lights worked (and I'm not talking male pride contests here!!).

Comparatively girls are blessed.

Mind you, men can stand for a lot more So I guess I may alter my view to neutral

Oh and side note... nice Blog thing Jen. Not full of sh## like so many