ESFJ - Southern lady who makes door wreaths for her friends and is always busy and doing something, and is a busy body but is nice and giving (or is a mean, preppy high school girl or highly conformist sorority girl..that's the negative version)...or a man wearing very trendy clothes and a clean baseball cap who is friendly, charismatic, drives a spotless brand new truck and is extremely organized and gets up at 6 AM and wonders why you don't (sometimes says old-fashioned un-politically-correct things but gives you this eye contact like you know what he means, because he sincerely believes this is what EVERYONE is really thinking)
ESTJ- A woman in a very sharp but basic black business suit with a white blouse, hair pulled back tightly, very little or no make-up, who is a boss of a company and the kind of woman who makes men feel threatened ...or a really business-like older man who is no nonsense and structured and doesn't comprehend the inability to follow a schedule or those who do not prioritize straightening filing cabinets and mopping the floor
ISTJ- daddy, love, home, security, stability...but also the military...and also men who are very quiet and responsible and a bit guarded who may appear boring on the surface but are interesting people inside
ISFJ- really nice ladies and men who want children more than their girlfriends do
ESFP - really loud but nice easy going entertaining guy with a goofy sense of humor who can get on your nerves but doesn't mean to; or a woman who either dresses sexy or goes to the other extreme of wearing pajamas to school and always has her hair in a pony tail, but her pajamas are brand name and she's surgically attached to her cell phone, lap top, or both, as well as cheerfully chatting or making comments randomly to the people around her (including comments that make some people look at her in offense, but she seems totally oblivious and usually doesn't mean harm)
ESTP - really over-the-top MAN'S MAN who is kind of pushy and loud and is not as charming as the ESFP but is more like irritating, and is always doing physical things or bragging about how much money he makes and wonders why he can't drag you along in his energy forcefield; or a woman who is like a "tough girl," maybe tomboyish or a little loud, who will kick your ass as soon as look at you, but it is a good person to have on your side...like someone you really want to be on her good side and not on her bad side...
ISTP - typical punk rock or skater dude or band guy who doesn't talk much and may seem a little slow in social conversation but is surprisingly very smart when he tells you about what he's good at; or a woman who is earthy and kind of tomboyish but quiet
ISFP - the emo scene, basically
ENFP - a really nice kind of hippie woman who is easily distracted and also extremely opinionated; a man who looks sweet and innocent but is actually deviously slutty ...and I picture the guys wearing kind of hippie clothes and wearing a chain wallet but being clean shaven and having curls and a bright smile...the evil that should be avoided at any and all costs...lol
INFP - the most sensitive people on the face of the earth; for this reason they are either deeply lovable, gentle and mysterious... or even more irritating than ESTPs in their own special self-absorbed, passive-aggressive way...either love them or hate them, basically
ENFJ - someone who is extremely charismatic and popular and witty and smart who means well and will try to fix your life, but might have four other people to hang out when you think they might be there for you in the future
INFJ - very guarded, secretive, intellectual people...people who either have the best of both worlds (academic and relationship-wise) ...or who are heinously self-righteous and the PC police
INTJ - pure unadulterated evil or at least nerdy douchebags who like to play pure unadulterated evil on the Internet
ENTJ - people who can be harsh and hard-headed but are also strangely engaging and easy to befriend...some of them almost seem ENFJ-ish or ESFP-ish in certain moods; another kind of love/hate type...the ones I hate are usually really overbearing narcissists
INTP - quiet, intellectual guy who might be sort of INFP-ish but is much more academic and sarcastic; college professors galore
ENTP - what happens when you mix a charismatic ExFJ with a science geek who wants to correct you all the time