The Ü™
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A whopping 25% at Rotten Tomatoes (so far). What they said about it:
Oh...sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean...only now, Johnny Depp's quirkiness has become far too mainstream. (Back in 2003, it was only too mainstream.) Not that I give a shit about Johnny Depp, bland script, or bloated length (provided I don't drink any pop)...a blaring action overkill could make a movie good enough for me.
Sadly, I have to work late today, so I won't be able to see it until tomorrow.
Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp make for an appealing pair of leads as the Lone Ranger and Tonto, but they're not enough to make up for The Lone Ranger's bland script, bloated length, and blaring action overkill.
Oh...sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean...only now, Johnny Depp's quirkiness has become far too mainstream. (Back in 2003, it was only too mainstream.) Not that I give a shit about Johnny Depp, bland script, or bloated length (provided I don't drink any pop)...a blaring action overkill could make a movie good enough for me.
Sadly, I have to work late today, so I won't be able to see it until tomorrow.