The suggestions in this thread make me wonder what on earth INTPs used to do before the age of computers
ISTJ: Vehicle inspector for the DMV or person responsible for the procedural checklists used by NASA
ISFJ: Underpaid veterenarian who works extra hours to take care of emergency cases
ESTJ: No bullshit police officer yelling at jaywalkers
ESFJ: Professional organizer of baking sales and charity festivals
ISTP: Furniture designer for a certain Scandinavian retailer or air force test pilot
ISFP: Works at a hookah store that functions as a meeting place for the town's aged hippie community
ESTP: Head of the local chapter of Hell's Angels or jungle tour guide for adventurous tourists
ESFP: Owner of several night clubs and his/her own best customer
INFJ: Specialty gardener and plant therapist (finds out what's wrong with your orchids by talking to them)
INFP: Author of children's books by day, deathly avenger by night
ENFJ: Used car salesperson or parole officer
ENFP: Kindergardener who enjoys playtime more than the kids
INTJ: Got surprisingly rich through their book "Here's What To Do" (the bestselling sequel to the self help book "I'm Okay, You're Passable")
INTP: College professor wondering why they don't get any funding for their project "A Theory on Scaling Systems for the Quality Assessment of Episodes of 'The Simpsons'"
ENTJ: Runs an underground ring of Girl Scouts pretending to sell cookies only to reconnoiter the neighborhood for later break-ins (which will be handled by an ISTP underling)
ENTP: College professor who DOES get funding for their series of self experiments with mind expending drugs (smooth talked the head of research into this)