Well, in regards to your statement about not knowing enough "englidge" that doesn't really matter. I don't know "englidge" either, in fact, I reckon most people don't. The fact that you mentioned it actually says a lot, since that could point to intense hallucinations. Do you have vivid daydreams that seem real, about large ants standing up with top hats and canes singing Barry Manilow tunes while asian men furiously attempt to repair old cars, only setting them and themselves on fire, all while a television is displaying a speech by Barack Obama himself slowly dissolving into chocolate milk, and then evolving into a million snakes? Is the answer is yes, then you may need to get yourself checked.
As far as your type goes, we can't help you because we need more data. The data you posted is very vague. Maybe post a video of yourself, if you can make it to the end without falling out of your chair, or foaming at the mouth and drooling enough to make you have to change your clothes. Also, your shifting of smilies indicated several intense mood swings, strongly pointing to some form of Bipolar disorder. We reckon you check into the mental ward if your depiction presented is correct.
Oh, and don't touch the cookies at the receptionist's desk when you check in. They're for the kids.
(Silly kids, who says tricks can't be for rabbits?)