The MBTI Awards

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Okay, I had an idea the other day to make a thread where we can nominate not individual people, but entire types for different "Awards". Here are some to start with, but you can add whatever you want (as long as it's halfway decent, lol).

Most Likely to succeed:
Most Likely to become rich:
Most Likely to cry for no reason:
Most Likely to say "I told you so!":
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal:
Most Likely to kill a stray animal:

Funniest (intentionally):
Most Well-Behaved:
Cleanest House:
Most Talkative:
Best Dressed:
Pessimistic:
Dipsy-est:
Happiest:
Nerdiest:
Quitest:
Loudest:
Laziest:

 

[The_Liquid_Laser]

Most Likely to succeed: INTJ
Most Likely to become rich: Depends on what you mean by rich. Millionaire: ESTJ, Billionaire: ENTJ
Most Likely to cry for no reason: INFJ
Most Likely to say "I told you so!": ESTJ
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal: ENFP
Most Likely to kill a stray animal: ENFP (they forget to feed it after they adopt it. )

Funniest (intentionally): ENTP (who else?)
Most Well-Behaved: ISFJ
Cleanest House: ISTJ
Most Talkative: ESFJ
Best Dressed: ISFP
Pessimistic: ISFJ
Dipsy-est: ESFP
Happiest: ENFP
Nerdiest: INTP
Quitest: ISFJ
Loudest: ESTP
Laziest: ENTP

 

[Sahara]

I don't like you anymore, infact you are off my christmas card list liquid laser, you didn't give my type any awards. :steam:

 

[Athenian200]

Most Likely to succeed: ESTJ
Most Likely to become rich: INTJ
Most Likely to cry for no (apparent) reason: INFP
Most Likely to say "I told you so!": ESFJ
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal: INFP
Most Likely to kill a stray animal: ESTP

Funniest (intentionally): ENTP
Most Well-Behaved: ISFJ
Cleanest House: ESFJ
Most Talkative: ENFJ
Best Dressed: ESFJ
Pessimistic: INFJ
Ditsiest: ESFP
Happiest: ESTJ
Nerdiest: INTJ
Quietest: ISTJ
Loudest: ESTP
Laziest: ISFP

Any questions?

 

[Totenkindly]

I don't like you anymore, infact you are off my christmas card list liquid laser, you didn't give my type any awards. :steam:

Most Touchy: INFP

 

[Sahara]

Most Touchy: INFP

Fnar.............I did ask for that.

 

[Shimpei]

I thought this thread was about giving awards to MBTIc members.
I really hoped to get one.

 

[Sahara]

I thought this thread was about giving awards to MBTIc members.
I really hoped to get one.

Cutest playboy bunny ever: Shimpei

 

[Shimpei]

Cutest playboy bunny ever: Shimpei

Hey, I'm not a bunny!

 

[Sahara]

Hey, I'm not a bunny!

Wabbit?

 

[JivinJeffJones]

Most Likely to succeed: define "success"
Most Likely to become rich: yeah probably ESTJ
Most Likely to cry for no reason: define "no reason". Do you mean "no good reason"? "No readily-apparent reason"?
Most Likely to say "I told you so!": XSTJ
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal: XNFP
Most Likely to kill a stray animal: ESTJ

Funniest (intentionally): ENTP
Funniest (unintentionally): INTP
Most Well-Behaved: ISFJ
Cleanest House: ISTJ
Most Talkative: ESFP
Best Dressed: ESFX
Pessimistic: INXP
Dipsy-est: ESFP
Happiest: ESFP
Nerdiest: INTP
Quietest: ISFJ
Loudest: ENTP or ESFX
Laziest: IXFP

 

[The_Liquid_Laser]

I don't like you anymore, infact you are off my christmas card list liquid laser, you didn't give my type any awards. :steam:

What? No Christmas card? Well let me reconsider this list.

Most Likely to succeed: If you define success as the ability to live by one's internally defined values, then I'd have to say the INFP wins this one.
Most Likely to become rich: If you mean have a "rich" internal world, then INFP
Most Likely to cry for no reason: I have to admit I initially was going to say INFP for this one, and since it's best to trust your first answer I'm going back to INFP
Most Likely to say "I told you so!": INFP's say this to themselves all the time
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal (and actually take care of it): INFP naturally
Most Likely to kill a stray animal: There is a stray animal that lives within all of us that the INFP is all too aware of. Every day they kill this animal only to have it come back to life.

Funniest (intentionally): INFP's would be the funniest if people actually understood them the way they want to be understood
Most Well-Behaved: Well-behaved according to their internal value system? INFP's of course
Cleanest House: If you are referring to that which houses the soul, then INFP is the clear winner
Most Talkative: The internal monologue of the INFP far exceeds the verbosity of any extravert.
Best Dressed: If the rest of us would only understand what the INFP is trying to express about themselves through dress, then it would be clear that INFP is clearly the Best Dressed type.
Pessimistic: can't...make...myself...put...INFP...on...this...one
Dipsy-est: I can however make myself put INFP on this one.
Happiest: How can a person be happier than to take the happiest moments in ones life and incorpate them into one's inner being reliving them again and again. Clearly the INFP is the Happiest.
Nerdiest: INFP (Do I even have to explain this one?)
Quitest: INFP, they prefer to write their thoughts rather than speak them.
Loudest: uhm...ok still going to have to go ESTP on this one.
Laziest: But we can give this one to INFP.

Looks like this thread should really be called the INFP awards.

 

[Sahara]

You can have two christmas cards now.

 

[JivinJeffJones]

Mockery of my pain

[Buttercup]YOU MOCK MY PAIN!![/Buttercup]

 

[Totenkindly]

Looks like this thread should really be called the INFP awards.

Groan, what a suckup!

(Sahara, your bottom should be chaffed raw by now, after all THAT kissing-up!)

 

[Sahara]

Groan, what a suckup!

(Sahara, your bottom should be chaffed raw by now, after all THAT kissing-up!)

No, my bottom is round and firm enough to handle it.

 

[JivinJeffJones]

No, my bottom is round and firm enough to handle it.

It is, too.

 

[The Ü™]

Most Likely to succeed: ENTJ, ESTJ
Most Likely to become rich: ENTJ, ESTJ
Most Likely to cry for no reason: INFP, INFJ
Most Likely to say "I told you so!": ESTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, INTJ
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal: ENFP, ESFP
Most Likely to kill a stray animal: ISTP

Funniest (intentionally): ENTP, ENFP
Funniest (unintentionally): INTP, ISTJ
Most Well-Behaved: ISFJ
Cleanest House: ESTJ
Most Talkative: ENFP
Most Sociable (different from talkative): ESFJ, ESFP
Best Dressed (professional): ESTJ
Best Dressed (casual): ESFP, ISFP
Pessimistic: ISTJ, INTJ
Dipsy-est: ESFP
Happiest: ESFP
Nerdiest: INTP
Quietest: INFJ
Loudest: ESTP, ESFP
Laziest (unproductive): ENTP, ENFP, INTP, INFP

ADDITIONAL AWARDS
Most Serious-They're-Funny: ISTJ, INTJ
Most Realistic: ESTP, ESTJ
Most Rebellious: INTJ
Most Obnoxious: ENTP
Most PC (Politically Correct): ESFJ
Least PC: ENTP, INTJ
Most Materialistic: ESFP
Least Materialistic: INFJ
Friendliest: ENFJ
Most Boring (to Sensors): INTP
Most Boring (to Intuitives): ISTJ
Most Likely to be a Serial Killer: INTJ
Most Likely to be a Spree Killer: ISTP
Most Superficial: ENTP

 

[Randomnity]

Most Likely to succeed: ESTJ (or all TJs)
Most Likely to become rich: see above
Most Likely to cry for no reason: INFP (FPs)
Most Likely to say "I told you so!": ESFJ (SJs)
Most Likely to adopt a stray animal: ENFP (FPs)
Most Likely to kill a stray animal: Hopefully no type....

Funniest (intentionally): ENTP (Most EPs)
Funniest (unintentionally): INxP
Most Well-Behaved: ISxJ
Cleanest House: ISxJ
Most Talkative: ENFP (EPs)
Most Sociable (different from talkative): ESFP
Best Dressed (professional): ISTJ (SJs)
Best Dressed (casual): ISFP (SPs)
Pessimistic: INTJ
Dipsy-est: xSFP
Happiest: xSFP
Nerdiest: INTJ (ITs)
Quietest: INFP (INs)
Loudest: ESTP (EPs)
Laziest (unproductive): INxP

ADDITIONAL AWARDS
Most Serious-They're-Funny: ISTJ
Most Realistic: ISTP, INTJ
Most Rebellious: ESFP
Most Obnoxious: ENFJ
Most PC (Politically Correct): ISFJ
Least PC: xNTx
Most Materialistic: ESFx
Least Materialistic: IxTx
Friendliest: ExFJ
Most Boring (to Sensors): INFP
Most Boring (to Intuitives): ISTJ
Most Likely to be a Serial Killer: xNTJ
Most Likely to be a Spree Killer: xSTP

 

[Recluse]

JivinJeffJones wrote:

Funniest (unintentionally): INTP
Nerdiest: INTP

Okay, Mr. Jones, you're on my hit list, and I'm not talking music!