Okay, hope no one takes offense. These are honest and I've decided to approach them from a somewhat humorous experiences stand point; of course, I believe every type is capable of greatness, but these are some of the first thoughts that run through my head.
ESTJ-like my germ phobic, control-freak, OCD, loud-mouth police officer of an aunt. [but hey, I love her. She is my absolute favorite aunt.]
ESTP-like my brother, being drug down the blacktop by a run away motorcycle because he tried a stunt that suddenly popped into his head. [but he's the most generous guy you'll ever meet.]
ENTP-oh, like one of my "superiors" at work...I'm thinking, "What kind of ego rubbing, band wagon are we going to jump on now? And how long will it take him to get bored of this and leave the rest of us holding the bag?" [but then again, he has totally cleaned up the place and improved its image.]
ENFP-like my boss, "Oh, this is pretty and new and it lights up and we should totally do this, until something newer, bigger, shinier, brighter comes along." [but she is inspiring.]
INFP-oh, like my friend--don't get her started. The verbal onslaught of her imagined insults from others will never end. [but, she always gives me chocolate]
INFJ-like this guy I met on the internet--He's a freak, wandering around in the desert eating bugs, wearing an orange jumpsuit. [hey, wait! I'm supposed to be one of those. I look like a giant pumpkin in orange.]
INTP-like my cousin, living in his mother's green house, smoking weed and wondering why he let his 300 pound woman beat the crap out of him again and moaning over the fact that no one appreciates his genius. [If he had as much gumption as it does ability and intelligence, he could change the world.]
INTJ-like my friend, RP. I think "Am I gonna have to teach this dude the art of laughter?" [but I love to be around him and we communicate with nothing more than a glance.]
ISTP-like my cousin, hide the silverware. Danny's coming to dinner. [okay, he's a criminal...bad example. But, like my friend, Debbie. She doesn't steal, but she might stick your silverware in a blender or a microwave or who knows what.]
ISTJ-like my friend, Kim. She's going to color-code my entire life and line it up in rows. She may judge me based on whether my DVDs are in alphabetical order or not.
ISFP--like my cousin, DH. Oh, no, here's another damsel in distress. Run for your life, boys. It's a trap. It's a trap! [she's so girly and so sweet, but she's street smart]
ESFP-like my friend Heather. What planet is she from anyway? [but she's sweet to children, the elderly and animals.]
ENFJ-like my sister, AB. I'm thinking to myself, "She's a con-artist. Don't believe a word she says." [she is a con-artist, but I love her and we have fun together.]
ESFJ--like my friend, Julie. She's talking on the phone and doing 15 things at once. I don't know how she gets anything done. [but she does.]
ISFJ--like my mom, she's gonna think my idea is too "out there" to be any good. [she was the most unselfish, kind and loving person I've ever known.]