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Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Congratulations, you're rabies!
Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.
Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you kill dogs with the fine graphic above.
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Awwwww man. So you're telling me that if I decide to not contribute to eating or wearing animals, I would still supposedly be infecting them anyway. Poor doggies.
Oh, and humans and every other earthling, ha.