I'm sure its already been listed, but Justin Bieber.
They showed the local IMAX on the local news last night. Hundreds of screaming early teen girls in line to see his 3D movie. OMG, thank god I don't have to deal with that as a parent.
Haha! Those people are ridiculous, he's just another pop idol, he'll be out of the spotlight soon. *tiptoes to the car, ten-dollar bill in hand, and speeds away*
Non-Wikipedia wiki's (Conservapedia, Feminism, Mortal Kombat, Zelda, need I go on)
Wikipedia
Pre-2000s emo culture/music
Original grunge bands, i.e. Soundgarden, Mad Season, Tad, Temple of the Dog, Nirvana before they got popular, but NOT Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, etc.
Non-overproduced music
Rage Against the Machine
The Simpsons
Skateboarding (wait, i board too. i'll just walk away.)
Every sport invented in the last 20 years
Every sport invented before the last 20 years
Lil Wayne
Skinny jeans
Gucci Mane
The Black Eyed Peas
Fuck, I should go into a mall with a pencil and notebook then come back here.