Peter Deadpan
phallus impudicus
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Things that were supposed to be aesthetic but are not.
That is all.
That is all.
You are disturbed. I am pleased with this outcome.
Not disturbed. Merely curious. Not unlike when you're reading up on how many people burned to death in the last fire sale at the local boutique. You have to get up earlier than 5am to get the disturbed drop on Me, The Cat.
A lot of porn. Not so much the acts depicted but the general aesthetic. I hate to come off as judgemental, but there's something that seems excessively, distractingly artificial to me. I'm not trying to present myself as "not shallow" or anything like that; I'm just saying that I don't find the porn star aesthetic particularly attractive.
It's just my own personal opinion.
I just watch it for the hilarious plotline -- it's like I know what's ultimately going to happen, yet how exactly did we get here?
What led to Randy the plumber checking more than Linda's pipes? What did he eat for breakfast that morning on the way to her house? What radio station was he listening to?
Also, it's funny just to see how no matter the absurd circumstances of the plot, sex will ensue. Two perfect strangers drugged and trapped together in a cell underneath the streets of New York City.
*bangs on the cell and yells for help to no avail*
"Hey. Hey! How do we get out of here!?!??!" she says to the stranger on the other side of the room.
"Well, I'm gonna pull my dick out and let's see if that helps anything" he says.
*cheesy porn jazz music starts playing"
Seriously, that stuff is comedic gold.
I just watch it for the hilarious plotline -- it's like I know what's ultimately going to happen, yet how exactly did we get here?
What led to Randy the plumber checking more than Linda's pipes? What did he eat for breakfast that morning on the way to her house? What radio station was he listening to?
Also, it's funny just to see how no matter the absurd circumstances of the plot, sex will ensue. Two perfect strangers drugged and trapped together in a cell underneath the streets of New York City.
*bangs on the cell and yells for help to no avail*
"Hey. Hey! How do we get out of here!?!??!" she says to the stranger on the other side of the room.
"Well, I'm gonna pull my dick out and let's see if that helps anything" he says.
*cheesy porn jazz music starts playing"
Seriously, that stuff is comedic gold.
A lot of porn. Not so much the acts depicted but the general aesthetic. I hate to come off as judgemental, but there's something that seems excessively, distractingly artificial to me. I'm not trying to present myself as "not shallow" or anything like that; I'm just saying that I don't find the porn star aesthetic particularly attractive.
It's just my own personal opinion.
I’m always find ‘pornstar face’ ( that slightly open-mouthed frown thing porn ladies do) is grotesque.
Not a single photo yet.
I am disappointed in you guys.
Wake me up when this painting's over. *yawn*
Monet bores the shit out of me but I do give him credit for pushing the acceptable boundaries of the time.
That too!the people always feel superfluous. Like theyre only there because its expected theyre there.