The animal in you

[Muladara]

https://animalinyou.com/#test

My result:

YOU ARE AN EAGLE

EAGLE CHARACTERISTICS: Attractive • Self-confident • Impatient
SCIENTIFIC NAME: Aquila chrysaetos
COLLECTIVE TERM: A convocation of eagles

STRONG AND UNTAMABLE​

There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud". Carl Sandburg

Universally admired for its soaring spirit, the eagle has a striking presence that exudes a powerful sexual energy. As is typical of bird personalities, their high metabolisms make them edgy and unable to remain in one place for long. These fascinating creatures are natural explorers and nothing gets their juices flowing more than an exotic locale and their effervescence makes them appealing lovers. However, their obsession for freedom makes them difficult creatures to tame.

AN EAGLE IS UNMISTAKABLE​

Sleek and well groomed, the eagle's looks are striking, even if they occasionally have minor aesthetic flaws (perhaps a bald spot or big nose), and they exude a strong sexual energy that turns heads. They enjoy most outdoor activities and have a particular affinity for extreme sports like sky diving, rock climbing, or bungee jumping.

THE EAGLE PERSONALITY ON THE JOB​

Eagles do not adjust well to the confines of office work where they easily become unsettled and perform poorly, unless the work is creative and challenging.

Outdoor jobs are coveted, and eagles enjoy working in the hot sun as a construction worker, serving in a natural setting as a park ranger or piloting the friendly skies. The proverbial legal eagle, they also enjoy the creative freedom of litigation, police, and detective work. However, eagles do not adjust well to the confines of office work. When they find themselves in this kind of career they become unsettled and perform poorly, unless the work is creative and challenging.

THE EAGLE IS A BIRD AT HEART​

Eagles are truly at their best when performing for others. Like the wild eagle whose aerial displays attract a large audience, they are in their element when singing, acting, or telling stories. But their enthusiasm for life comes at a price -- because even when their spirits are low -- they feel obliged to always seem upbeat.

EAGLES IN THE WILD​

Perhaps from its use on the seal of the United States of America, the eagle has become the most familiar of birds. Most eagles are solitary and only come together in groups when prey is plentiful.

Eagles take a variety of small animals for food and are not averse to eating carrion, and a spectacular method of feeding is the eagle's habit of robbing ospreys. By constantly harrying an osprey carrying a captured fish, the eagle forces the bird to drop the fish, and sometimes they will even grab the fish from the osprey's talons while in mid-flight.

CAREERS & HOBBIES​

Pilot • Park ranger • Legal work • Performing
Rock climbing • Extreme sports • Skiing • Flying

LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP​

Eagles are quite comfortable with their own company, and prefer to first feather their nests -- by achieving a level of success in their personal lives -- before rushing into commitment. They relish the challenges that intimacy brings and, when they do tie the knot, their strong nesting instincts make them loyal and dedicated partners. Eagles are attracted mainly to independent mammal personalities like the fox, wolf, and wildcat, but they are not above trolling for companionship amongst smaller animal personalities: mice, snakes, shrews, and moles are particularly vulnerable to the eagle's lusty appetites.

Ultimately, the eagle's perfect match is the mountain goat with whom it shares a love for solitude and mountain top vistas. There is an instant connection with these enigmatic animals and the relationship is destined for great heights.

BEST MATES FOR AN EAGLE​

EAGLE​

MOUNTAIN GOAT​

SWAN​

Hmm. Some things are on point, others not so much.

 

[RadicalDoubt]

The first time I took this I got a mole years ago (the description for any who are curious of it is worth looking at, it's funny as fuck)
This time (and most consistently...)

You Are a Snake

SNAKE CHARACTERISTICS: Sensuous • Inventive • Meticulous • Unemotional • Nervous
SCIENTIFIC NAME: Dasypeltis scabra
COLLECTIVE TERM: A twist of snakes

A PROBLEM CHILDHOOD?​

Pity the cold-blooded snakes. Without arms, wings or flippers, they are forced to slink through life in a solitary quest for warmth and acceptance. Shy and insecure, they keep a low profile to avoid the disapproving glances and teasing of others. Fortunately, their poisonous wit and quick tongues help to keep tormentors at bay.

As a child, its small frame was no defense against the taunts of the playground bullies, so its sharply vicious counter-attacks were adopted as means of protection. Snakes have no illusions about getting breaks in life and when they see doors opening for others, they resign themselves to staying in their lowly, entry level positions. So don't try and humor the snake for it has reconciled itself to its subservient position.

SNAKE PERSONALITIES ARE SPIRITUAL AND ARTY​

With their intimate connection to the earth and their unique perspective on life, snakes have learned to express themselves through art. Whether writers, moviemakers or painters, they are obsessively meticulous about their craft, and every now and then, one makes an impact on the art world and is thrust into the spotlight. But the snake recoils from the glare of publicity, and its behavior becomes even more erratic than usual. Woody Allen, the proverbial snake, comes to mind.

In winter, the cold-blooded snake is miserable. It just can't cope in the low temperature that seeps in through its thin skin, affecting its mood and sapping its energy. Prone to colds and flu, they are a pathetic sight as they snivel and cough throughout the season. But when summer returns with its warmth and light, the snakes' moods brighten.

THE SNAKE'S CAREER​

Snakes are not fussy about their choice of jobs. As cold blooded personalities they perform best when given warmth and kindness and will accept almost any job, provided they feel secure. However, if they feel mistrusted, they live up to their reputation and return the disloyalty. Consequently, they are often relegated to menial jobs in the fast-food industry or as unskilled labor.

SNAKES IN THE WILD​

Snakes have long been feared and often appear in art and mythology. Although some are dangerously venomous, most are quite harmless and approachable.

It's difficult to determine which snake is the most dangerous to man because there are so many factors involved. Those with a very potent poison may not be dangerous because they rarely bite, while others with less toxic venom might be more aggressive. Nonetheless, it is generally agreed that the boomslang, mamba, cobra, and krait are contenders for this dubious title.

More interesting is the almost universal revulsion of snakes. Fear of snakes might well be a genetically encoded behavior, and although some people have snakes as pets, these reptiles continue to generate bad press in popular mythology.

CAREERS & HOBBIES​

Writer • Artist • Psychoanalyst • Food industry • Philosophy major
Swimming • Sculpture • Debating • Astrology • Love & Friendship

It's not easy for the snake to disguise itself. Even its speech betrays its reptilian heritage -- for they often have a slight lisp or stutter. This doesn't do much to help their self-esteem so they're far more likely to spend their evenings quietly at home, than boogying down in a nightclub.

For all their vulnerabilities, snakes exude mysterious sexual ooze that seeps into the senses of even the most discriminating people. This is not love that we're talking about -- it's the deep reptilian desire for forbidden fruit -- of which we are all familiar.

When it comes to relationships, the motivations of the snake are clearly understandable. Snakes seek warmth. Period. Even when they're in a committed relationship, if they sense more warmth in a new partner, they slither off without looking back.

So, successful long-term unions are few and far between for the snake whose best chances are with those other social misfits: the vulture and weasel personalities. But at all costs it should avoid the sharp talons of its natural enemies: the roosters, peacocks, eagles and owls.

(You may also be a penguin or a porcupine)

 

[junathan]

I'm a sheep

Well that's interesting hahaha.

TROUBLEMAKERS? NOT!
The affable and meek nature of the sheep personality evokes some derision from carnivores, but a grudging respect from its fellow herbivores. Sheep have no real defense mechanisms other than the safety of numbers, which is why they huddle in suburbs with like-minded individuals, pooling resources and raising families. They are more religious than most, seeking comfort in the collective reassurance of the church where they are quite content to be labeled as flock. When confronted by obstacles, they hate to make decisions - deferring instead to their partners or religious leaders. While this may help the sheep maintain a superficial sense of wellbeing, it leads to the loss of identity that typifies the sheep persona.

SHEEP NEED SOCIAL AFFIRMATION
Their reputation for lack of vision and ambition is well deserved. Largely disinterested in politics -- viewing it as time taken from work -- sheep respect the law and rarely question authority. This leaves them susceptible to the whims of the canine personalities, who with dominance and leadership are able to change the direction of an entire herd. Like most things in life though, sheep turn this into an advantage by utilizing the protection and guidance provided by these stronger animals.

Physically, sheep are nondescript and uninspiring. Dressing conservatively (in wool coats?), they draw as little attention to themselves as possible. Lacking the bulk and strength of larger animal personalities, they are vulnerable to predatory behavior, and parley their strong herding instinct into a defense mechanism. Safety in numbers and the pooling of resources more than make up for the sheep's vulnerability, and they flourish accordingly.

 

[yeghor]

Mountain goat personalities are very much loners. Observing the goings-on from their unique perch, they are consummate voyeurs and when mingling with other terrestrial animal personalities they feel uncomfortable and vulnerable. After brief forays into their world, they must return to their place of security.

Balance is a critical component of a mountain goat's life, and they are moderate in every facet of their behavior. With conservative family values, their politics are middle of the road, and their even-keeled life has similar characteristics to that of their cousin the sheep. However, there's an air of eccentricity about a mountain goat, and this is reflected in their unusually decorated homes.

Nimble of foot and quick of mind, mountain goats are adept at extricating themselves from tricky situations. Usually though, there’re responsible for getting into these predicaments in the first place and have a habit of not learning from their mistakes. Although intelligent, they do not have much in the way of street smarts and could be considered naive. This is probably due to a lack of real-world experience.

If you're looking for a scout guide or hiking partner, this sure-footed beast is an ideal choice. However, its talents as a leader are suspect. Because of its solitary existence, it does not have the insight into human behavior that is required for leadership. Mountain goats are not risk takers and need to feel solid ground beneath their feet before making any major decision.

 

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YOU ARE A MOLE
Mole Characteristics: Observant • Introspective • Pessimistic
Scientific Name: Castor Canadensis
Collective Term: A labor of moles

Moles are not overburdened by Beauty​

Also I liked the traveling frogs.