it's a daily struggle.
- whenever i visit anywhere on the globe i know i have someone who knows me
- even if i didn't, i can never go anywhere without making friends
- sometimes i get really bored and depressive when i'm in an elevator alone
- i need a 10-car caravan to hold all my really close friends
- my extensive family is always offering me places to stay
- i bond easily in every social situation, even across language barriers
- i get fidgety if i'm not the life of the party
- i have trouble with gangs because i make (rather assertive) friends on both sides
- i start to feel lonely when i remember there are only 6 billion people on the planet
- sometimes it gets old, being the center of attention
- i have to tape my mouth shut at night so i don't talk
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i also have to duct tape myself to the bed so i don't go off on amazing impulsive adventures
- i never get into those "gifted" programs because people already recognize all my amazing talents and i already own those programs