I don't even know what most of those questions are talking about. I clicked the seven I knew, but I should've clicked 8, because I bought a second hand pair of "boat" shoes (I have no idea why they are called that) from a lady that I work with.
You checked off 7 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit
Um, this is wrong to me, on so many levels. First, why are they congratulating me for not being White? That sounds prejudice against White people, as if there is something wrong with being White. There's not. It's true that my culture may not be mainstream American teeny-bop, but that doesn't make me "better" or cooler. It just means I live differently. (Well, sort of. On the most basic human levels, we are not so different.)
Secondly, why do they assume my friends can't dance as well as I can?
Thirdly, do they not realize that too much sun is harmful to anyone, not just White people?
Yep, I think this quiz is meant to be a joke.