Queen Kat
The Duchess of Oddity
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I'm a fat arse. Mostly I don't give a crap, because generally I'm fit and heathly, but, I've really stacked it on with this job, so I feel like a tub of lard. I'm the biggest I ever been, and it's not pleasant. Mind you I have lost weight lately. Shift work is not good for one's body image.
I prefer to be bigger, because I 'm more proportioned, just not this big. My mother used to tell me I was fat, when I was younger, until the day when of her friends told me, I was in fact underweight, after she heard my mother tell me my butt was too fat in church. I was very curvy but I also have a big rack, which when skinny makes me look fat anyway. Lucky, when I pad out a bit, I don't put weight on in the chest area, so it evens things out, and I don't feel like Boobrella. Plus the rebellous soul I'm, the bigger I am, the more angry my mother gets (which I know points to some serious psychological issues, I do know this, but she doesn't get upset because she cares, she's an narcissist) but right now, I've gone too far.
I once read an article on how ass fat is keeping women healthy. In fact, women with proportionately large bums have a smaller chance to get a heart attack than women whose butts are smaller in proportion to their bodies. I know the older generation is still from the time when the flat behind was still a top fashion item and they won't believe this, but it's the truth. Science says so. Plus, I also heard that these days more and more people get plastic surgery to have a larger seat cushio. Just keep that in mind, okay?