Describe Your Favorite Movie Horribly

[SearchingforPeace]

Middle aged guy has torrid affair with younger woman. Becomes stalker.

Last Tango in Paris

Family business in battle with rivals

Godfather

Convict escapes prison. Makes friend.

Shawsank Redemption

Evil attacks. Love conquers all.

Fifth Element

Hitman befriends girl whose family was murdered. Police misconduct abound.

Leon: The Professional

Young guys get over their heads involved with local criminal element.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Undercover law enforcement leads to mix up.

Face Off

Murder investigation sheds light on many secrets

The Name of the Rose

Man kills would be stalker. Kills wrong guy. Gets away with it.

The Player

Gang vs. cops. Lots of bullets.

Heat

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Crash survivor shaves her head, finds out she is pregnant.

Alien 3

 

[Totenkindly]

Now you have to find a way to work bytes into one.

Like: Man bytes Apple?

Steve Jobs

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Survivalist single mother re-connects with estranged son, learns to trust technology.

Terminator 2

Two men visit a theme park, one is killed in an accident.

Westworld

A boy goes to great distances to find the girl who stole his heart. Their love for one another allows them to save humanity.

Wall*e

Some friends spend a lot of time at the mall.

Dawn of the Dead

 

[The Cat]

Lens flare....Lens flare. Lens Flare! This changes everything...or does it? The audience looks pissed.

Star Trek reboot.

 

[Falcarius]

Following a Bambi-esque scene, friends overcome discrimination of a segregated society to go on a quest to where they hope to live in peace away from famine, environmental problems, and social upheaval.

The Land before Time

Rampage misanthropist intersex dinosauric monster threatens to destroy world with atomic breath after being awaking by hydrogen bomb testing.

Godzilla

During a tour, a bribed computer programmer causes theme park to suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned terrible lizards exhibits to run amok around island.

Jurassic Park

Fabulous exuberant purple and green dinosaur comes to life and plays with underage kids. They together look after large colourful egg, which had been deposited by shooting star, until it hatches.

Barney's great adventure

 

[Fluffywolf]

Guy has friends over before leaving town, hypothesises the possibility of immortality with them, is tens of thousands of years old.

The man from earth

Many explosions, funny robots, sexy girl and there was also some guy I think.

Transformers

 

[Lord Lavender]

Normal and boring guy goes on adventures with zany and weird companions

Futruama, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Mass efffect, Alice in Wonderland, Bascially most Disney films

Guy and Girl hate each other but end up in each others pants by the end

Futrama, Simpsons, Percy Jackson, 80% of YA novels, Dragon age if you go the Morrigan romance

Homosexual soft porn film featuring Glygenhall and Ledger

Obvious but if you havent heard of it

Brokeback mountain

Crazy factory owner lures children to unpleasant fates and operates on slave labour.

Willy Wonka

 

[anticlimatic]

Guy tries to use a slave to get this hot chick he met randomly in town one night, but the hot chick doesn't really gaf what the slave can do. She really digs the dude's ride though and they hit it off. But then some douche is like 'no, my bitch, go chill brah' but the dude doesn't and kicks his ass instead. The slave doesn't do shit to help, but he sets him free anyway.

Aladdin

 

[EJCC]

‘Wizard of Oz’ movie description goes viral – EW.com

 

[Peter Deadpan]

For the record, I thought mine was really good. Someone like it now and make me feel better. *cough-cough, page 2, cough-cough*

 

[EJCC]

"Colin Firth is Hot in a Shirt": A Series, Inspired By My ENFP Coworker-Friend

Colin Firth is hot in a shirt and is judging you. But everyone is judging him, too, so it's okay.

Pride and Prejudice

Colin Firth is hot in a shirt and speaks terrible Portuguese.

Love, Actually

Colin Firth is hot in a shirt, has daddy issues, and -- SCANDAL -- is friends with an AUSTRALIAN???

The King's Speech

Today on The Maury Povich Show: Colin Firth, who is hot in a shirt, is NOT the father. Or is he?

Mamma Mia!

Today on The Maury Povich Show: Colin Firth, who is hot in a shirt, IS the father!

What a Girl Wants

Colin Firth is hot in a shirt even though he's the bad guy. The good guy is the least smiley Smiley-person in the whole damn world.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Colin Firth is in a shirt but I'm not sure if he's hot because he's so sad and I'm so sad and I just

A Single Man

 

[Lord Lavender]

Propganda film against North Korea

1984

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Tom Cruise prances around, defeats horny guy.

Legend

Owls give a hoot about things. RLY.

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

Undersea creature warns of impending snares

Return of the Jedi...I know someone picked it already, but I couldn't resist.

I like seeing different takes on the same films

 

[EJCC]

Family adopts child of different social strata. Child offends all social norms, is exiled from the family, and ends up taking over the family business.

Hint:

Consistently: cats are evil, ducks are crafty, Christmas is carnage, and sheep be true.

Answer:

Babe

 

[Tengri]

After intense ninja training (in the Himalayas) under an undying, ghoulish Arabian supervillain, anti-hero beats up and wrangles the mentally ill in his dystopian hometown.

Batman Begins

 

[cosmic royal]

A group of good-looking people fight a horny man while searching for a glowing ice cube.

The Avengers

 

[Galaxy Gazer]

I have a few favorites.

1. An abused child meets a schizophrenic, and the two of them embark on a journey that ends in death, destruction, and violence.

Bridge to Terabithia

2. After being brutally tortured, a socially challenged man goes on a killing spree while searching for his long-lost lover.

Deadpool

3. A predator with low self-esteem stalks and abducts a 17-year-old girl, only to kill himself when she is rescued.

The Phantom of the Opera

4. A troubled teenager battles police brutality in his effort to expose an unfriendly neighbor.

Disturbia

 

[Hiraeth]

A lonely goth boy starts finding life enjoyable when he falls in love with an old lady who's old enough to be his great grandma. Cat Stevens plays in the background.

Harold and Maude

 

[meowington]

Wife gets murdered. Man takes out the rest of the world.

Every Steven Seagal movie.