Okay....
Julia Roberts: I don't understand how she's even considered attractive, let alone one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood... particularly post-Pretty Woman, she looks like someone stretched her skin too tightly over her skull and the points at the corners of her lips and the tip of her nose could be used to skewer kebaabs.
+1 Crash: mediocre at best... Swordfish was better.
Katherine Hepburn: something about her vibe, the way she spoke, the coldness of her features... she couldn't hold a candle to the inimitably charming Audrey.
Humphrey Bogart: I can't stand him... he looks like a narcoleptic and his delivery was always the same... just couldn't get on the Bogart bandwagon. In fact, he and Catherine Hepburn both suck balls.
Gone with the Wind (cinematic version): Just terrible... I'd read the book and when I saw what Clark Gable had done with Rhett Butler I couldn't finish the movie after watching it halfway... I'm not going to go into why I despise it so much, since I'm already a hater of The Wizard of Oz and The Sound of Music... I'll take Citizen Kane over those three films any day.
American yoga studios: They reduce Yoga to a set of exercises (aasanas), divorce it from its culture, and then call themselves yogins (which they're not). It's like what happened with various Chinese martial arts a few decades ago... and the spandex suits and stupid tinkling 'meditation' music are absolutely unforgivable... please, please, please, GOD stop wearing the spandex AND don't fool yourself into thinking you can reach true inner focus by listening to Yanni... people have been doing aasanas/hatha yoga (what they're doing is NOT Yoga and they shouldn't be calling it that) for years without having to wear spandex. The worst part about it all is that most "certified Yoga instructors" (certified? by what board? with what authority?) don't know what the fuck they're talking about or they've learned a little and deliver whatever knowledge they have with the pseudo-expertise that's derived from New Age philosophies which explore lots of areas with little depth. So I can understand why so many people in America think of Yoga and think lame. It's been rendered lame by (most of) its American purveyors.
The British "Royal" Families: the current family is heir to a legacy which has caused more havoc and misery around the world than perhaps even the Nazis... over centuries they enslaved, stole, brainwashed, and even after being kicked out of various former colonies or forced to leave due to encroaching penury, the Brits and the royal families left disaster in their wake... many of the world's major conflicts can be traced to their terrible handling of various political situations which they'd forcibly taken control of earlier... they are at least partly to blame for what's going on in Israel-Palestine, India-Kashmir-Pakistan, and many of the African conflicts. Also, relegated to figurehead status, the royal family now serves as England's favorite pet, an overweight and severely overvalued welsh corgi, if you will, that drains taxpayers' money and lives a lavish life without doing anything... if the British people are happy with the arrangement, well, good for them... but it doesn't change the fact that the British royal families suck. (I include them because nowadays they're more tabloid fodder than political heads)
Everybody Loves Raymond: NOT funny... lame jokes with lame actors and lame delivery and everything about that serial was totally predictable... Archie Bunker was a far better grouch than Raymond's dad, and Raymond's brother was Eeyore written for adults who think like children... the conflicts were sometimes non-conflicts, and Raymond was not funny... I'm sure his stand-up was far better....