ISTJ: "endearingly" racist white cop
ESTJ: the high school disciplinarian principle who plays the role of hardass
ISFJ: pushover housewife/mother content to be pushover housewife/mother
ESFJ: goes to college, gets MRS degree, kills husband in his sleep
ISTP: kills ESFJ's husband for a small fee, sleeps with ESFJ
ESTP: sells used cars, fire-arms, pyramid schemes, drugs, and sex workers
ISFP: cultivates flowers, buys heroin from ESTP
ESFP: "Tell me about the rabbits, George."
INFJ: writes books about Illuminati, UFO's, and black helicopters
ENFJ: "finds Jesus", convinces friends to "find Jesus" and start a commune, busted by feds, everyone drinks kool-aid
INFP: shoots heroin with ISFP
ENFP: touchy-feely guidance counselor who touches so many students in so many ways
INTJ: just schizoid enough to do analyze data sheets in a cubicle without feeling unfulfilled
ENTJ: gives schizoid intj's data sheets to analyze, moves up corporate ladder after a few well-planned scandals/deaths...
INTP: manages to divide by 0 and tears a hole in the fabric of the universe
ENTP: cable news pundit with exaggerated sense of self-importance
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