Dear Ms. Juni,
I shall keep this short and sweet.
You have made the eyes, and ears, of every over-sensitive Feeler on the board burn. Such vicious and frequent use of fucking expletives, is fucking uncalled for. I'm sure they have burned through several boxes of Kleenex just thinking about it.
And your frivolous use of a strap-on has no doubt, caused many people to be butt-hurt. But hey, if you want to look like a pink elephant walking on it's front legs, more power to you.
If you stopped huffing glue and paint fumes, long enough to get your bearings, I might let you get me a beer and a shot.
Of course, that's assuming you've started sprouting grass on the playground, and have graduated past your first training bra.
Have a nice day.
Biaxident,
Supreme Grand Poo-bah, I.Y.S.I.A.S.A.I.W.R.O.Y.H.A.S.D.Y.N.
Washington Chapter.
P.S. The Dean of Enamel said that if you take BN101 in the evening next semester, you may graduate on time. Personally, I think the old bat has been drinking mouthwash between meals. I believe you would be better suited to Denture Fabrication. Less contact with the public.