Do you sincerely want to be an introvert?
I wouldn't go so far as to say they mistake it, but most of the people that are commonly depicted as attractive definitely have a vulgar aspect to me.
I am quite sure they will find a cure for extroversion and then we will look back and wonder how we ever got on without it.
Of course the stigma will remain but the polite will never mention it. It will be something we will overlook in the interests of social harmony.
And at birth instead of asking, "Is it a boy or is it a girl?", we will ask, "Is it an introvert or is it an extrovert?".
There will be some who say it doesn't matter whether it is an introvert or an extrovert, but by the look on their faces we know that in their hearts they are wondering why God gave them an extrovert. "Why me?", they ask, "Why an extrovert?".
Of course the doctor will tell them that wonderful things can be done today. And although their baby has been crippled with extroversion, they will soon have it walking and talking and even smiling like a normal introvert.
And with the modern therapies of today it won't even be necessary to tell anyone of their extroversion. There is no doubt they will be able to pass as an introvert.
Sadly there are the recalcitrant cases that end up in prison or the back ward of a psychiatric hospital. And unfortunately we find it necessary to isolate them for the good of society.
But we thank God today that no extrovert can become President of the United States and the reign of vulgarity is at an end and good taste pervades the nation.
And don't think we are only thinking of ourselves as we are harnessing our medical knowledge and the persuasive power of Hollywood to bring good taste and introversion to the world.
After a century of bad taste the world found it hard to believe we are sincere. But we sincerely want you to be an introvert.
Do you?