Dear ESFP,
I'm sorry to hear your marriage dissolved and you two are getting a divorce. At least it's amicable between the two of you and you're both committed to taking care of your son. I wish you all the best and I'm grateful that your husband is being very good to you throughout this process.
Now...that being said, IF you should ever find yourself in need of male companionship and I'm not involved with anyone at the time....feel free to look me up
Dear ESTP,
I'm sorry I've been a big distant and cold toward you. You have to understand, you took advantage of me in the past and I start to withdrawal from someone when I feel like I'm being taken for a ride. I had a great deal of fun last night though and you were patient with me and continued to be your bubbly, fun-to-be-around ESTP self. Thank you.
Dear INFP,
You really have no idea how in love with you I am, do you? You brutally hurt me a year ago and I spent the better part of that time rebuilding myself back together. Now you come to me having left the man that you pretty much left for me, your horse is gone, your life now in tatters. Perhaps you came back to me because you KNEW I would rush to catch you if you told me you were falling. Perhaps you're just looking for an ego stroke. Perhaps you just need a friend. Perhaps it's all of these things.
Whatever the reason...I'm glad you did. I'm not the same person I was a year ago. I've grown considerably. I'm strong enough and wise enough to know what I'm worth. I don't feel anger or resentment or fear toward you anymore. I am at peace now.
I don't mind being there for you now. I don't mind checking in with you regularly and I don't mind being your emotional airbag. As much as the fantasy of being with you is incredibly pleasant and delightful for me, I know you're not in any position to be in a relationship and I know it isn't me you really want. I love you anyway and I want you to be happy again, I want to see you strong again. I don't mind lending you my strength and my shoulder for you to cry on. I will be as close or as far from you as you need me. I love you very much and I'm sorry you're hurting so much now.
Dear ENFP roommate,
Holy shit dude. You told me you were going to try to make pancakes, not put a grenade in the mixing bowl!! Only you could get pancake mix clear across the kitchen. Thank you for at least cleaning up after yourself.
Dear ENTP roommate,
I guess I'm going to have to buy you your own breakfast cereal since you keep eating all of mine
Dear ENFP lady,
I apologize for my awkwardness around you. Please don't misunderstand this, I'm not trying to hit on you or anything like that....but you truly are physically one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I thought women like you only existed in fantasies and in Holywood. I would love to say you are as lovely on the inside as you are on the out but I truly don't know you so my reaction toward you is purely hormonal and I don't want to be dishonest with you. But I respect the relationship you have with your boyfriend and I do very much wish you both the best. I have no doubt you are as sweet and kind as you are beautiful.
But if I'm getting tongue tied around you, if I seem a little nervous, it's only because I regress slightly when around you. Understand I was a shy young man with no self esteem in high school and I have no doubt you were the head cheerleader or perhaps leader of the swim team. being around you, I become self conscious even though I know I don't need to be. I apologize if my goofiness around you, I hope you take it as what I feel it ought to be: a compliment to you.
I promise, I'll keep my swooning to a minimum