idkman24
New member
- Joined
- Oct 20, 2013
- Messages
- 134
- MBTI Type
- INFJ
- Enneagram
- 3w2
- Instinctual Variant
- sx/sp
Dear (Alleged) ENFP,
You're an xSFP, man. Lets get that straight.
You think I'm an ISTJ. You barely even know me. You introduced me to MBTI, yet you suck at it. We both can guarantee that you use Fi, but the fact that you dress in such bright, EXPENSIVE clothing, the fact you buy things JUST because of the pretty packaging, the fact that you eat things at restaurants BECAUSE you think it would "be an enjoyable experience," the fact that you CONSTANTLY drink and smoke pot, the fact that you always ask random people (this is weird) for massages, ALL of this SCREAMS Se to me. Your alleged Ne is usually off. Your metaphors never make any sense, and what you call "double-meaning" is simplistic.
As for my being an ISTJ, I think the fact that you aren't an N may be why you think I'm an Si-dom. I completely live and breathe the future, dude. We've even had conversations that you thought were "weird" when I essentially planned out my entire life....even my funeral and the music I wanted played at my funeral. YOU didn't like this because you're a Sensor. My ENFP friend (who is also MBTI literate) thinks that you are jealous of me. I refused to believe that, but now I think otherwise. Why do you want to be me so badly?
Dear ESFJ,
You, too, think you are an N. Also, I get the vibe that you think you are smarter than me and even talk as if you are "more intuitive" than me. I wish you could fast forward and reread our conversations a few years later. You sound ridiculous. You're 21 and I'm 23, and those 2 years REALLY show, but I know you don't see it. Alleged ENFP has trained you well. You are mega-impressionable. Also, the reason why you don't UNDERSTAND me is because you NEVER, EVER, EVER tap into your iNtuition.
Our mutual ENTP friend, who clearly knows more MBTI than the both of you, agrees with me.
Cheers!
Sure and True INFJ
You're an xSFP, man. Lets get that straight.
You think I'm an ISTJ. You barely even know me. You introduced me to MBTI, yet you suck at it. We both can guarantee that you use Fi, but the fact that you dress in such bright, EXPENSIVE clothing, the fact you buy things JUST because of the pretty packaging, the fact that you eat things at restaurants BECAUSE you think it would "be an enjoyable experience," the fact that you CONSTANTLY drink and smoke pot, the fact that you always ask random people (this is weird) for massages, ALL of this SCREAMS Se to me. Your alleged Ne is usually off. Your metaphors never make any sense, and what you call "double-meaning" is simplistic.
As for my being an ISTJ, I think the fact that you aren't an N may be why you think I'm an Si-dom. I completely live and breathe the future, dude. We've even had conversations that you thought were "weird" when I essentially planned out my entire life....even my funeral and the music I wanted played at my funeral. YOU didn't like this because you're a Sensor. My ENFP friend (who is also MBTI literate) thinks that you are jealous of me. I refused to believe that, but now I think otherwise. Why do you want to be me so badly?
Dear ESFJ,
You, too, think you are an N. Also, I get the vibe that you think you are smarter than me and even talk as if you are "more intuitive" than me. I wish you could fast forward and reread our conversations a few years later. You sound ridiculous. You're 21 and I'm 23, and those 2 years REALLY show, but I know you don't see it. Alleged ENFP has trained you well. You are mega-impressionable. Also, the reason why you don't UNDERSTAND me is because you NEVER, EVER, EVER tap into your iNtuition.
Our mutual ENTP friend, who clearly knows more MBTI than the both of you, agrees with me.
Cheers!
Sure and True INFJ