In grade 4, I was supposed to build a crane. Ended up building something crazy (don’t remember what) that exemplified a crane, levers, simple machines and whatever else so much that the teacher had me present it to grade 6-8. made my mom proud
As I kid, I used to play with GI Joes…after a while they got so boring, I started making cliffs that my Joe could rappel down and places that he could go blow up and stuff…ended up with an entire city that ended up being burnt down with camphor….good times
In kindergarten, I actually remember this, I tore up the notebook to roll up cigarettes and walked around the classroom with a swag that would put l’il wayne to to shame…pretty soon everyone else was too…guess where they got their cigs
At 17, I convinced my gym teacher for a class trip to mcdonalds
At 7, I taught my brother (2 or 3?) to walk cuz the walker thingie was taking too long and I wanted someone to play with cuz my only friends were older people but being the youngest of the group I got picked on
In grade 8, I drew an entire paramecium, labeled and all, on the class blackboard from memory.
By grade 5, I could knew exactly what the human heart looked like, wall-by-wall, valve-by-valve…bookish knowledge…I think I had some experiments planned but me being here is the proof they never went into action…I could draw it…perfect shape and everything...in like 3 minutes
I never got to buy candy at the store…but I was never refused books and games with electromagnetism and all that physics crap as the basic principle
I never went to chemistry in grade 12…im still trying to figure out why my teacher didn’t mark me down as absent for at least half the classes.
my dumbass had to figure out how to do ICE tables on the final exam …ice tables is a method to figure out ratios and concentrations of products based on an initial values of reactants...i think....havent done chem in years
One time, at like 5 in the morning, we took all the ‘for sale’ signs from houses on sale and put them on the wrong houses…same night almost lit an entire section of the woods on fire…forget what happened but luckily flames were out before any considerable damage was done
I was a very hyper kid and I got beat a lot. I got into accidents a lot too…my knees and elbows bear permanent marks…the fact that im not dead yet proves that there is a fairy god mother. Hence, there must be a god