i guess it'd have to be all the fucks who left me for dead when i started with anxiety, went to depression, and eventually into psychosis. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter, because I know they're special ;-) But other than that, I'd say I've had one real friend... but he was "P"-ing along with all the other types and didn't know any better. "Um yeah, I'm 24. Is that ok if I run the world..?"
I have an ENFP best friend who I've known since I was seven. Besides him... no one. My other best friends are ENTJ and INTJ. I tend to see most SPs and SJs as a bit too different from me lifestyle-wise and/or not on my wavelength intellectually. My brother is ESFP, my sister ISFP, my mother ESFP and although I love talking to them in the end spending too much time around them drives me crazy.
My sister- INFP,
my aunt- INFJ,
my brother- EN(something)(something),
my brother's room mate- ESFP (It's True),
My childhood imaginary bipedal rabbit man best friend who has purple fur and a loin cloth-INFJ (probobly)
My dog- E(something)(something)(something)