But seriously, Te is like a bunch of flasks that hold the experiences and phenomena accumulated by Si and Ni. Ti is more like a process and structure. For me, all Je functions (Te and Fe) seem like they're balloons that are filled with something amorphous, while Ji functions tend to work by recombinating. Something like that. You have to remember that the functions are together the way they are because they serve a purpose for one another. The Ji functions are more heavy-duty "ordering" functions that depend on structuring many, many different perceptions that come from Pe. Je works more to transmit the Pi, which seems to be something more raw than isolated shape-form perceptions.
I think I'll stop now.