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    I was standing in the meeting room this morning at work interrogating a new person on something for educational purposes and all of the sudden I heard flapping in one ear and had the sensation that something large was flying at my head... to the point where I ducked and then felt rather silly... the same damned thing happened 3 more times in the next 10 minutes and then a couple of other times scattered throughout the day... each time it sounded like something was flying at the right side of my head, getting closer and closer

    I know that I'm in good health... I had my annual checkup a couple of weeks ago and was deemed impressively healthy... I don't think that I'm going crazy since I realized quite clearly that it wasn't real. WTF?
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    Been sick lately? Head cold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    Been sick lately? Head cold?
    nope... I've felt just fine... in fact I've felt perfectly fine all day except for having things flying at my head!

    starting to get a headache now, but this is 12 hours later
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    It might be fluid draining/shifting, but that's more likely if you've been sick recently.

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    I've never had any problems with my ears in my entire life!
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    There's always the worst case scenario:

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    :horor: holy shit... that's terrifying! now I have to make the man look into my ear
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    A few possibilities I can think of:

    1. wtf bats: by definition, an undiscovered species

    2. inner ear infection

    3. Acoustic neuroma

    4. A simple partial seizure resulting from temporal lobe epilepsy

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    I think I'll go with the wtf bats... they sound the least unpleasant and possibly the cutest
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