Type asynartetic

[Population: 1]

Drunk again. Watching Die Hard. Wrapping presents.

I can’t wrap presents sober! How’s that working out for you?

[Doctor Anaximander]

I can’t wrap presents sober! How’s that working out for you?

Hans, bubby. I’m your white knight

[Legion]

INFJ

[Doctor Anaximander]

INFJ

Camaflouged chameleon
Ninjas scaling your building
No time to grab your gun
They already got your wife and children

[Legion]

Camaflouged chameleon
Ninjas scaling your building
No time to grab your gun
They already got your wife and children

yes wu tang etc.

unsure of relevance

[Doctor Anaximander]

I am a Capricorn-Aquarius cusp.

[Doctor Anaximander]

Shit, I just realized I cracked the 10000 post count. Do I get a prize?

[Stigmata]

Shit, I just realized I cracked the 10000 post count. Do I get a prize?

Normally you'd receive a golden star sticker to place on a bodypart of your choosing, but I actually forgot to order the stars and now they're on back-order. Right now I can offer you either a half-eaten chicken sandwich or a damaged cardboard box -- Your choice.

*crosses finger and hopes he chooses chicken sandwich*

[Doctor Anaximander]

Normally you'd receive a golden star sticker to place on a bodypart of your choosing, but I actually forgot to order the stars and now they're on back-order. Right now I can offer you either a half-eaten chicken sandwich or a damaged cardboard box -- Your choice.

*crosses finger and hopes he chooses chicken sandwich*

How badly damaged is the box? How long has the sandwich been sitting at room temperature?

[Stigmata]

How badly damaged is the box? How long has the sandwich been sitting at room temperature?

The box has been the favorite soiling spot for disease ridden sewer rats for several weeks, whereas the sandwich somehow managed to sit uninterrupted on a park bench in Philadelphia over the weekend.